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  • 21 Feb 2000, 23:32.03

    21 Feb 2000, 23:32.03.

    Oh bugger, up, down, does yo-yo mean anything to anyone?

    Let’s start with the bad news….my computer (the PC) still has a moral obejection to connecting…..but now it’s pretty much limited to objecting to FreeUK…..which is not good – esp. as they’re my ISP.

    Pre upload update: Typically, it’s just started working – just after I sent a message saying it still wasn’t. Hmmm. I’ve not changed anything….have they?

    My cunning plan late in 1999, which ran along the lines of “oh, oh, if I buy two cartrigdes now at this discounted price I’ll save myself money later…” suddenly doesn’t seem quite so cunning.

    Why? Because the time came to change the cartridge today. Just in time for my complaint (this is the most sarcastic, pissed off letter I’ve ever written….), yes, so changed the cartrigde…..and guess what, after cursing “Ink Again” (who up till now have served me well) for several minutes a vague thought occurred. Hmmmm…check packaging….use before Oct 99. Only 4 months out of date……bugger.

    Yes, then there’s things which aren’t tangible.

    I had a fantastic weekend, with the SO, as myself. indeed I passed a lot of the time, which served to boost my confidence no end.

    Then I came back. I took of my clothes, my nail polish, my eye shadow….and went back to trying to pass as male. It’s hard…..and then there’s hormones. I desparately want to start ‘mones, but I’m going to have to use the NHS. That means waiting. Probably a long, long, time.

    What’s so bad about that? Wel;…if I’d have started ’em before I was 16 then you’d probably not be able to tell me from a [cis girl], but if you start them after you’re 25 then their effect is greatly reduced.

    And right now I feel just as far away from those elusive tablets as I ever have. And that makes me feel awful. Then, to top it off, I’ll have to wait until the NHS is in a reasonable shape for GRS. Someone said (with reference to private treatment) “if you want something enough you’ll find the money”. Well, that’s not true for me. If I had the money I’d use it, but I simply don’t – I have a job which will just support me, a car and a house. And that’s it. It won’t do fancy things like new computers (which is why one hd in the PC is courtesy of my workplace, and has errors all over it). I don’t do new cars, and I don’t do 2 weeks in New York. I do eat, drive, work, sleep.

    Any more than that is classed as luxury – to be done occasionally. Getting the hormones is goung to stretch my budget…..so. Well. That’s it really….sorry to be in such a downer, but hey! What do you expect when you read these pages? Humour? value? Interest? Good grief…..y’must all be nuts.

    LOL

    Kate…

    [This was originally a separate page – but I’ve just included it here for completeness – the complaint to Natwest]

    Below is my letter of complain to Natwest…why is it here? Well, I find it vaguely amusing, basically because I was being a sarky cow when I wrote it, and people seemed to enjoy hearing bits of it…..

    Dear Sir/Madam,

    Let me quote something: “Stress, stress and more stress” – Graduate Package Brochure, Natwest. Well, that aptly describes your service to me, have you considered using it as your advertising slogan?

    So far, since opening my account I’ve:

    Had to return to my branch because they’d forgotten to photocopy vital documents when opening my account (despite having looked at them)
    Had to return again, because they neglected to ask for more forms of ID (having told me that what I had would be enough).
    Been informed that I could have a Switch card, when I wasn’t in fact even going to get a cheque guarantee card (quick question: What is the point of a cheque book, without a guarantee card. Answer: none, except to transfer money to an account where they actually give you means to use your money).
    Been told I had received multiple letters about being overdrawn when I had received one, and acted on it within the close of business by the next working day.
    The one letter I received was ambiguously worded, and in fact utterly misleading.

    Are these the hallmarks of great customer service? No. Indeed I am lucky because I decided to maintain my other Graduate account until I was satisfied with your service. Unsurprisingly I am not. So far you’ve made me travel over 60 miles, wasted an inordinate amount of my time, and finally insulted me.

    I think possibly the reason for your lack of service is that my account has remained almost £1000 overdrawn for it’s entire time. The simple reason for this is giving me only a cashpoint card having offered me a switch card is laughable in this day and age. I purchase many goods over the internet, when your only option is to pay cash this is impossible. Or I could use the handy cheque-book you sent me. With which I made 5 purchases, one to a shop where I’m well known and 4 to my insurance company. Other than that I transferred the money to an alternative account where I could actually spend it doing what I asked for it for, which was to get me a job.

    Having explained this to your staff before opening the account, I might have felt that the “caring & understanding” attitude that she was using might actually be passed on to doing something about it. Instead I’ve felt insulted, and in the end, just plain angry that I even bothered to consider your account.

    Finally there is the issue of the letter. To inform me (allegedly) for the third or fourth time that I was overdrawn by an amazing 46 pence. Woo. Due to an error on my part (oh, that’s 5:1 so far, and banking isn’t my job) I had neglected to pay in a cheque, which was to be the first of several cheques of around £150 to pay off the overdraft. The letter states:

    …I am willing to discuss a way to help you, but I can only do this if you contact me.

    If I do not hear from you by 27 February 2000, I will take the next steps of withdrawing your borrowing limit and asking you to pay back all that you owe us straight away.

    Now, perhaps I and the other 10 people I asked are all inordinately stupid. Or else that is ambiguously worded, but what it does not say is that I will have to convert my overdraft into a loan which is what it apparently means. The word discuss is defined by the “Cambridge English Dictionary” as:

    Discuss, vt. To drive away or dissolve; to debate; to examine by disputation; to make a trial of, as food; to consume.

    If you were aiming for the first of these definitions, congratulations, I fully intend to take my account elsewhere, and the account of the business I’m in the process of organising will also not be gracing your establishment. Debating was not involved, essentially the conversation went along the lines of :
    Natwest: “Are you intending to pay any money in?”
    Me: “Yes”
    Natwest: “I’m afraid that we’re going to have to convert the £1000 into a loan”

    Discussion? I think not.

    “Stress, stress and more stress”. I think that sums it up nicely.

    Yours Sincerely

  • 16th February 2000, 22:57.10

    16th February 2000, 22:57.10

    Some of you might wonder what it’s like when I get really, really pissed off, and have a really really bad day. Well now you can find out.

    I have reached the point where right now, favourable approaches to my life would include tracking down each and every programmer, manager, infact anyone to do with the monstrous pile of c**p that is Windows95 and killing them. That’s how I feel.

    So far I’ve spent probably several pounds online, or not online as the case was. Becuase the novely OS that windows is has lost everything to do with my Dial Up Networking. Yes. However it’ll log on. You just can’t use….for exmaple…mail, news, browsers, basic networking software (such as ping)…..

    So then we moved on to re-installing everything.

    No. That didn’t work. (more wasted calls)

    Then we moved on to reinstalling Windows, once, twice….

    Not only that, but due to the ineptness of the coding I have to drop my processor speed to 300MHz to install Windows 95….

    Even now it’s testing my patience.

    To top it off, it claimed to be able to “recover” my previous set up. Ha. Ha ha ha ha ha.

    No, what windows set up did was take un unstable setup, one which was on it’s last legs and kill it. From barely running to won’t load in mere minutes.

    Of course, to add insult to injury – I have the K6 400 update….but can you apply it from DOS (which does work)? Oh no! We have to be in windows. Just we can’t get into windows.

    Then we move on to the new, fresh install of windows. Yes, the one which asks where to install something from, ten having made you search through 2000 layes of directories….promptly doesn’t remember. Then we have installing from the Windows CD, where it can’t find files….On it’s own CD for GOD’s SAKE. HOW BAD CAN IT BE???????

    Aaahhhrrrrggggg. And now I’ve installed the wrong version of WinAMP!

    Right. I’m going to bed.

    night…..

    Kate. The pissed off one.

  • 10 Feb 2000 – 23:31.50

    10 Feb 2000 – 23:31.50

    Arse. Bugger. I’m a complete tit.

    Why?

    Because “newer” is turned on on this machine. So it doesn’t request before overwriting if it’s a “newer” file.

    I make these pages by copying a file called “.htm” and saying “copy as ‘date’” where ‘date’ is the date, inserted by simply hitting [alt]+[d], and then removing the capital letter from the month and hitting [return].

    Why so much detail? Because you can see how it becomes automatic. You do it without thinking. And then you overwrite the file you made the previous day – after 12 pm. Ooops.

    And guess what……it’s not cached…..and I hadn’t uploaded it. And just to make things better I can’t upload it! he he! FC’s playing silly buggers again and I can’t log on!

    So, what did I put yesterday? Well first of all Pioneer graced me with a response. Okay it wasn’t helpful but it spurred me into actually working at getting the drive to work – which was worthwhile becasue now my DVD player works…..okay my S3 graphics card is really not upto the job but hey!

    Yes, and err….yes, I didn’t tell my mother about myself…. a night or two spent as myself seemed to perhaps hold of the inevitable for a little while. Although it’s getting F’ing hard to….and I’m so used to my “chest” that I have to think to remove it before leaving my bedroom in the morning….

    I think that was all….let’s have a look at the really depressed 8th of Feb one….and see what else was in it…

    LOL

    Kate XX

  • 10 Feb 2000 – 23:08.13

    10 Feb 2000 – 23:08.13

    Just to prove it does happen…..I’m in a good mood again.

    A night spent as me, and a fairly hectic day (by my standards)….I’ve finally cleaned up my room, I’ve done loads of rubbish disposal, I’ve installed linux (SuSE/6.3/Evaluation) on my PC, and, I’ve looked at the fault in my car, and well, I think that’s not bad…..

    Really, this is just to prove that I’m not always depressive! Anyway – what else? Well I had an e-mail in response to some of the stuff I wrote…..and I found it kinda funny that blokes worry about the same things as me…. Related to the crossing legs incident….I’m beginning to wonder if the whole world worries about the same petty little things which I do.

    Which would be nice….because I’ve always wondered if I’m a little bit odd – because sometimes I worry about the most ridiculous little piffling things – posture, the way I’m speaking (Hemel Accent occasionally rears it’s ugly, oh so ugly head (“I’m going down tahn”)), about such minor things as crossing my legs….

    And then I think “Oh for christs sake, no one’s going to care”….but it doesn’t stop me stressing anyway!

    On a totally different subject – some study has apparently shown that people who use computers lots end up with mental problems (this is a very basic summary based on my mothers insitance that I should use the computer less…). Although it might be said that my computer use is excessive….but in my parents house the TV reception is so appauling that I don’t bother watching tele….my DVD drive is connected to my computer – so if I do watch a DVD….it’s probably on my computer…..I design web-pages in my spare time, or edit these “In My Brain” thingies, or answer e-mails (or read them, the TG-Lists take up about 1 hr of my day)….and that really doesn’t leave that much time to do much else.

    That’s not strictly true – when I’ve got money I read lots, and in summer I go walking – but here, in winter, with all my books packed away in the garage, and nowhere for me to relax….alone….and read. Well, my room is my refuge and my computer’s are just too easy to use. I mean, with MP3.com they’ve got half a ton of music on them as well….

    And it’s just too easy to turn ’em on…..and sit down….and end up using them instead of something else I had planned. So….yeah, I probably do yuse them too much – but in the absence of a viable alternative interest – what am I meant to do? I could….go to the pub on my own (wooo!)….because I know no-one my age or older, or younger in the village with anything like my interests. Or, I could watch static on the tele….

    So, all in all an exciting life I _could_ lead…..but I can’t see how using computers could lead to mental difficulties. Unless it’s playing games too much – but I’m not heavily into gaming. Infact I’m barely lightly into gaming – apart from major sessions of SimCity once in a while….

    So I think I’m probably safe to contine….wibble…..spatula….There’s about 3 people in the world who’ll understand why I put spatula there….I wonder if any of them will read it?

    I think that’s enough jabbering for one night (it really is just plain insanity tonight init!).

    LOL

    Kate XX

  • 26 Jan 2000

    Soooo… not so late! I was thinking it seems like an age since I wrote last, then I looked. A mere 6 days…..

    But it’s been a full few days. Finally, all but one person from university knows, and even then that’s only because I didn’t know his e-mail or any other contact address….although one found out in a way I would have preferred him not to….since I didn’t tell him myself. Most of them took it very well, some down to the Eddie Izzard sort of well level (I’m cooking eggs here…)

    Some not so well, but none so horrifically badly that they’re not talking to me….which has made me feel a lot better. Today we also get a rant. And an update on my job and homes….

    Well, lets start with that rant.

    Today, at work I used MS FrontPage, now ths is purely because the work has already been done in Frontpage and thus, as it was already loaded I simply hit the HTML “tab” and tapped away producing my usual nested tables, small but neat code and achieveing exactly the desired effect (makes me sound big headed, but since it was the effect I desired then….that makes it easier to achive the goal).

    Anyway. Call me an idiot. I’d forgotten that Frontpage “corrects” your code. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! NO. It was perfect. And call me an idiot again – I hadn’t saved it. First in it’s list of novelty tricks was the ‘new’ tag. Nonexistant according to my copy of the HTML spec. And certainly not required. Then….then…..it reformatted my table. So from 2 columns we got 3 columns. Even better than that it didn’t adjust the colspan tag so the table was just bizzare. And in places it was still two columns.

    Then it had the nerve to screw up my colours….after this I refuse to edit pages in it. It took me about 10 minutes to undo what it had done. Fortunately I hadn’t done all of it. It was to be an entire calendar, but as it was an example site I stopped after February…..

    On the job – the person who’s “above” me is leaving at the end of Feb – so I’m taking his place and with luck, love and lollypops I should get a 1K payrise…..so I might be able to afford to eat, breath and live…..

    The job itself is still cool – and I’ve found that I can wear / get away with wearing / no-one has commented on me wearing – neat black jeans. More precisely neat black womens jeans. Which is doing my level of relaxedness a _lot_ of good. The teaching of teachers went okay, and really all is well at the moment….

    I’m still overawed by this site. How many hits? 10632! Why? Am I that interesting? I don’t think so…..It’s obviously not my writing (how do I know? You can count the responses to: a)what do you think? and b)Do you want an e-mail when I upload the next chapter – on less than one hand…..)

    So, what’s attracting people? Is it the SO page?

    Is it my ramblings?

    Perhaps it’s time to add a general comment page…..Hmmmmm

    Anyway – work tomorrow, thus bed now….

    LOL

    Kate

  • 30 Jan 2000

    30 Jan 2000, 20:47.32.

    Bloody hell, she’s at it again…

    Yes indeed, more typing from the mistress of tedium….I just fancied saying: I had a good weekend. It was cool…..having stressed about letting my friend meet me in a skirt, he either hid horror very well indeed or else took it as my S.O. said he would (as in he’d be fine)… Although she did ask how it went….

    For all those who aren’t interested skip the following paragraph; I wore the black stretchy skirt (from the top photo) and my new grey (gray for Americans) jumper, black tights and trainers….blue (electric blue) nailpolish and some blue eyeshadow. Pretty much standard for me in a skirt….so…

    Anyway. he was absolutely fine, and after a little nervousness we just chatted away. He even called me Kate, which was really nice.

    Anwyay – after changing back into “andro mode” we trundled into London (I’ve been around London as me, but unless I know the area then I’m not really happy to wander about as me), for the evenings main entertainment which was…to see Elastica….

    And that was cool. It was in the Astoria, which is a “slighly” Seedy looking gay club most of the week, but makes for a nice small venue. I was in the second “row” of the crush at the front and so had an excellent view….

    The support bands (Zoe Llyons, a band who I desparately want to call compostor, and Fridge) weren’t that hot. The Zoe bloke was clearly good at what he does, I just don’t like it. The band who’s name I constantly forget were good, but not really interesting (noting awe inspiring, and seemed highly derivative), and Frigde….fridge were a real disapointment. I so wanted to like them…..but they were just…..dull.

    The thing about fridge was that it never did anything tune wise. It would start strong, then just carry on exactly the same for about 10 minutes and then stop. Although I would (for each song) go…”ohhh, this sound good” (in mt head at least), after 5 minutes I’d just be going “and….what’s it going to do now”.

    Anyway….Elastica played for about an Hour. And they were excellent. Absolutley ****ing excellent. Wow. The one song that was really missed was Vaseline – which they claimed the new band members don’t know how to play….

    Donna’s replacement (who’s name I don’t yet know) was cool, bouncy, fun….and even Annie smiled. Only briefly – but hey…..

    So….if they do release their new album in march there’ll be a purchase there….

    Also there’s the merest possibility, of a hint of a chance that I might, just possibly, have found an intresting house….if they’ll keep it until March. And so, that’s my life….

    Anyway – I’ve got to go, other things to do…..
    like sleeping…

    TTFN – Kate.

    Addendum: The one odd thing about seeing my freind is the male/female issue – which is I’m never quite sure what to call myself. The automatic – substitute “male” for “female” catches me, but not all the time. For example I was a “knight of the road….or whatever you call a female knight….”

    Ahh well.

  • 12 Feb 2000 – 17:36.05

    12 Feb 2000 – 17:36.05….

    I just know you’re all dying to know…..what happened at the MOT test…?

    Well, she failed. Not badly, but she did….and on Monday AM I’ve got to go in to get a new handbrake cable fitted; however…..the mechanic was amazed at how good her condition is (although the paint’s not exactly spectacular she’s got very little rust…..etc….)….so in celebration I gave her a thorough wash…..

    And…(I’ve been a good girl today!) I washed my dad’s car, and did the washing up, and assembled the new TV Ariel, and “fixed” my dad’s car’s wheeltrim…

    But the good news today is that I can access the internet through my Acorn….after much searching I’ve found a (free) Proxy – so now my Acorn can see the world! Whey!

    Anyway……oh yes, and now my SuSE set-up is running in a sensible resolution…..and I’ve finally done a backup (bugger – should have written this page first….oh well).

    Yes, so, there we go…

    There was a bit of a near miss this morning…..I was as me, having woken up and I was considering getting up (for the MOT test), when my dad walks in to check I’m awake for the MOT test…..

    So, I’m slouching and pulling the duvet up to make sure that my chest isn’t visible……don’t these people understand the meaning of the word privacy? (no)…..

    Oh, oh, yes…..I’ve finally made the connection between someone I (think I’ve) met, and someone on the TG-List……only 2 months…..that’s quite quick in some ways….so Hiya Kira! I’ve been using your software…..! Yes, and with my newfound Linux installation I’m considering joining Linux Grrls….that seems like a good idea…..

    Anyway, back to the grindstone….or something!

    19:49.49….

    Just thought I’d slip in that I’ve update the computer section on my alter-ego’s page….

    TTFN

    Kate…

  • 01 Jan 2000

    01 Jan 2000, 20:16.58.

    Arse. I’m knackered. ‘scuse typing…..having trouble with brain – hand coordination….

    Right, anyway. I just spent a marvelous 2.5 days with the SO…..I’ve got some xmas prezzies….although a incident when we arrived back – known commonly as panic – lead me to break one…..but – the SO says she’s managed to fix my neclace….

    Also, my oldest friend – who I’ve known since I was about 2, and who sounds like he’s having a s**tty time in his new home/job/life reacted wonderfully to my informing him that I was TG. I got the letter from him on the 30th – which I stopped to read on the way to Hannah’s, Largely because having guessed it was him, it began – Dear Kate…. which was the best present he could give me. So….Thankyou Brian.

    New Year was spent in the company of some very good friends – taking the piss as usual. Oddly, most of them know about me – or at least a fair proportion of them know – probably all those who know individually knowing – not knowing who else knows – which made it harder than usual for me to avoid standing on the table and doing my whole – I’m TS speech for the remaining few – just to get it over and done with – particularly affter a few bottles of Hooch and some celibratory champagne (substitute).

    However there’s the one person I haven’t yet told personally – who I need to tell in an individual kind of sit down and explain kind of fashion…. He now know’s somethings up – but he doesn’t know what. He knows that I have an alternative web site to the front I present to the world a lot of the time, but again he doesn’t know what it says – as he doesn’t know where it is.

    I don’t want to hurt him – but because I suspect that he really didn’t suspect – I need to spend a little time with him. This is partially I suspect becuase I was afraid of loosing his friendship and to some extent scared by what his reaction would be to “I’m TS”, so I worked harder than with most people to present the appropritate front….

    But I nearly dropped myself in it…when discussing childhood I nearly called myself a little girl…..oooops. My slightly alcohol befuddled brain caught the rogue phrase on it’s way to the voice-box and desperately tried to substitute a word…..now “boy” would have been the obvious one – but it doesn’t feel right – so it ended up being “person”!

    Apart from that minor slip it went well. That and a really strong desire to turn up in my new purple dress which, though I would have been rather overdressed for the occasion – I wanted to wear…..just to show off!

    On the car front Nina performed marveolously – she’s still leaking – but she just cruises through any journey (touch large oak forest). And is a pleasure to drive….

    And I got to wear my suit…not for a “valid” reason – I just wore it on my way to see Han, and I had a long bath, and shaved my legs, and oh – heaven. I just love shaven legs…they feel so different! It was nice to pamper myself for an evening – even if it did mean avoiding my parents…. However I don’t know if their subconciously helping…..’cos they gave me a new dressing gown for Xmas – and it’s far longer than the old one….which means you can’t see when I’ve shaven my legs!

    Anyway….now I’ve woken up I think I’ll surf the web for a bit…and then, probably off to bed.

    Happy New Year/Millenium

    LOL
    Kate

    :Courtesy of Paul….Oh you’re so 20th centuary….. :-)

  • 26th Dec 1999

    26 Dec 1999, 23:09.27

    Well, I’ve been prolific this month…..

    Today finds me in a better – if nervous mood. Xmas was an odd experience becuase for the first time in the history of the world my sister hosted the festivities….

    I had a really good time – despite my sister being vegitarian – and thus no Turkey – she cooked an excellent meal which I thoughly enjoyed… and the presents were excellent – although I still owe my parents a present – because Richer Sounds failed to have what I wanted in stock….

    I’m nervous becuase I’m on the verge of psoting a letter to a friend saying I’m TS, and I’m still waiting for a response from my oldest friend – after telling him that I’m TS. Now when I say my oldest friend I mean oldest. I’ve known him since I was about 2, we’ve been friends since then with only the shortest of breaks (a fight in a sandpit). Loosing his friendship would be somewhat like loosing a limb. Unfortunately I had to tell him over e-mail. It was the right time, I hope.

    My feelings over Xmas were odd. Because I wanted to be me. However the situation was such that I could not – but the best moment – without doubt was walking into their bathroom and seeing _myself_ in the mirror. Okay, flat chested and slightly stubbly – but there I was.

    The other amusing thing is this: I have used womens antipersperant for about 2 years now….pretty much wandering around the “Sure” range. Now from thir packaging, their location in the shop and the fact that they come in fragrances such as cool silk, you might suspect that they were womens…

    What did my parents get me for Xmas…..3 cans of Sure…..

    Oh yes….the other disturbing thing. I went up to see the S.O. in the frozen midlands, and had a wonderful time (John Wayne (in joke) Tea (another in joke)). Anyway, on arriving back I found my parents had tidied my room – something they were under the mistaken impression I’d be emensly grateful for – hmmmm – there may be c**p every where, but it’s my c**p and I know where everything is (was). Anyway – this was bad. Bad because located in my wardrobe (which when I left had clothes spilling out onto the floor) was: 1 body, 1 blouse, 1 bra, 3 pairs of obviously womens jeans.

    I get back. The jeans are folded. The other clothes are there….. Everything else is put away, the jeans are put away – the bra, blouse and body aren’t….

    Question:

    1. Do my parents know?
    2. Evidence for: Present. Evidence Against: No comments

    3. Do my parents think it’s the S.O.’s stuff?
    4. Evidence for: not put away – perhaps they didn’t notice the womens jeans…. Evidence against: No comments (I’d expect sarky comments from my dad).

    If they don’t bring it up I’m not going to…not yet….

    Hmmmm…how to increase your stress levels in one easy step!

    Oh well, that’s all for today…

    Lots of love.

    Kate

    Who’s hoping it won’t rain tomorrow so she can look at her car and see WTF it leaks.

  • 18th Dec 1999

    18 Dec 1999 – 20:11.22

    Well. I don’t quite know where to begin. I’ve had a bad week; for a week which start with such promise I feel that this is a rather sad way to end….

    On Friday the 17th of December 1999 a piece of Yugoslavian Technology met it’s end. Himself right to the end Hugo saved my life before he expired.

    Near me is a little mostly single track lane known as “The Chute”. It is a road known for a high number of accidents – and indeed quite a few fatalities. This is because the road is, well, twisty – with high banks on both sides. It also crests a hill with an approx 180 hairpin!

    Anyway – despite being classed as “national speed limit” (60mph for any americans) I tend to cover it at about 30mph, or 40mph on the straight bit. On friday – a day with light drizzle falling I hopped into Hugo – incidentally dressed as myself (although not noticably so) – and trundled off to work. Pausing briefly to stick on a Corrs tape – and the lights.

    About ¾ of the way up the Chute I noticed a red fiesta approaching. Well outside reasonable braking distance….. so I put on the brakes to slow the car. Now I don’t know why – my guess is that the disks were damp and so the brakes were a lot more effective than normal – the wheels locked. Instantly. Now – I probably wasn’t as alert as I should have been – it being early morning – but the fact I was skidding _definately_ registered. My brain had got as far as sending the message pump the brakes but it was too late – I’d hit the bank.

    The left hand side of the car rose up about a foot – you can see this from the bank. I suspect I’d attempted to correct the slide by turning the wheels right – as I was sliding left. So the car was already turning right when it hit the left bank. After that I just remember the lanscape going from the normal view we all expect and love – to rapidly being upside-down.

    Now I could hear the engine running and my brain quickly went through:
    1 Turn off ignition
    2 Put hand on “roof”
    3 Undo seat belt
    4 Ouch
    5 Get out the damn car.

    At this point – as a testament to the Yugo – the windscreen was still intact – and although a little stiff the drivers door opened fairly easily – although I did kick it….

    Having got out – and surveyed the damage it looked like Hugo might have survived….

    However with a great deal of work from some fellow villagers the car was turned back over and it became apparent that the roof had stretched.

    Not only that – but most of the oil had been lost.

    It’s a great testament to Yugos – I’m alive because that car was so damn strong. I feel like an idiot – that road shaves about 2 minutes off my journey – and no I won’t be using it much any more.

    Ironically – the other driver, the police and most locals agree that I was doing a reasonable speed and was unlucky….. Perhaps it’s not such a reasonable speed. It’s cost me around £700 – and I now ache all over. I also am sad at the loss of an excellent car. But as Hannah reminds me – at least I’m okay. Many people don’t get that much. I also think Hannah deserves a lot of something…..she put up with me bawling down the phone – after an entire day of trying to hold myself together I just let it out when speaking to Hannah…. I don’t know why she puts up with it….I should have been glad to be alive – but, hell, I liked that car….

    I’ve just bought the only car I could afford – the insurance is through the roof – and indeed probably through the atmosphere – and out of this galaxy…. It’s a MK 1 Volkswagen Golf 1500 GL, in metallic red….which leaks.

    Having got it home I thought – hmmm that looks a bit damp….oh well it’s been raining – and someone probably got in with wet feet….

    Having washed the car I now know it leaks. Quite a lot. Ah well, what do you expect for £95? Apart from that the screen washer stopped working on my way home – I think the pipe’s become disconnected and it’s done over 110000 miles. But it looks okay – quite nice in fact – it runs well and seems to be built well….So perhaps it’s a worthy successor to a much loved car….

    If anyone wants to save Hugo he’s in LA Breakers in Headly (Thatcham)/Newbury….. Reg G837WGM….. The engine’s top – the interiors pretty good….and I’ve got lots of the documentation….including owners manual, service history, etc, etc…..
    Kate