…and the phone’s pseudo attached to the wall* (finally off the top of the PC case from whence it frequently got kicked); the AK numberplate is up, the monitor’s top now looks like a veritable menagerie of animals; the reindeer conveniently located to poop it’s multicoloured jelly-belly poo into the user’s hands, my plectrums blue-tac’d…

I’ve been out to the supermarket, so there’s now some level of food in the house; woot. I eat tonight! (And I had yummy salad for lunch, aided by the live lettice Sainsburys have started doing. Yes, it’s way more expensive than an ordinary lettice, but it’s also less likely to go off before I…

Well, yes, it’s the new year; 2006 and all that. Normally at this time of year I’m wont to do a bit of a look back at what’s changed in my life in the last year, but frankly, 2005 despite starting on a high note has been the shittiest year for, well, I think my…

For some reason I am phenominally tired. Completely exhausted. I know I was playing about on my guitar last night, and we went swimming for the first time in *ages* yesterday, but still. I am *so* tired. Unbelievably so. I have this urge to go kip, and if I wasn’t getting up at 2:30 to…

…a sentance to one person can be incredibly positive. And to another can be incredibly negative.

So, yesterday I bought that guitar – as I’ve previously mentioned – went swimming – toured shops – got Trey pressies and… it snowed! And I bounced round like a maniac, caught snow on my tongue, skipped down the street, and drove my little moggy through snow flurries. As I pulled into the house I…

…one of these. Why would I need one of them? Weeellll. See, I might also have bought one of these…. I might not have, and that might not be a guitar behind me, and an amp. Yes. Tomorrow I’m going to buy a tuner because I just tonight learned that I am incapable of tuning…

I thought the Alaskans in the audience might get a kick out of this (taken from the met office website):