I may have bought….

…one of these. Why would I need one of them? Weeellll. See, I might also have bought one of these…. I might not have, and that might not be a guitar behind me, and an amp. Yes.

Tomorrow I’m going to buy a tuner because I just tonight learned that I am incapable of tuning a guitar from…well.. using the traditional tuning bottom E and working from that. Yeah. I suck. But I don’t care, ‘cos I’ve got a shiny red guitar.