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Dad, briskly stirring the brew in a french press: Get your cup ready! I’m substituting agitation for time! Me: That’s the story of my life.
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Old Dude seeing me on my phone: Why don’t you read the news instead of tweeting and texting. Me: I’m actually reading an article from…
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Conservatives: Let’s go back to the good old times of the 1950s. 1950s: Had 92% income tax for the mega wealthy which allowed for households…
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What gay movies are: attractive, but shy guy meets attractive, but shallow guy. There’s a lot of sex and it probably ends sad. What lesbian…
I would entirely watch all of those alternative queer movies. I would watch the hell out of them. That would be fucking-A
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capitalist: communism only works on paper capitalist: we just need the rich to voluntarily give up their wealth, every individual poor person to fix poverty…
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me watching tv: it seems like the writers vastly overestimated how much i care about boys? huh. weird.
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actual time traveler appears on the white house lawn: *exits time-ship, removes time-helmet* Yes hello I am a non-white person from three thousand years in…
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Lady on the bus next to me: Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today? Little boy: I will not…
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random cis who’s taken 8th grade biology at max: ok but if you actually took biology classes you would realize you’re not female trans woman…
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In which Housemate Xed perfectly captures right wing hypocrisy

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Me: *reads quote from Alito about how SCOTUS decision only applies to contraception, not transfusions or other medication* Me: Huh. On the one hand, at…
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