In which Housemate Xed perfectly captures right wing hypocrisy

Me: *reads quote from Alito about how SCOTUS decision only applies to contraception, not transfusions or other medication*
Me: Huh. On the one hand, at least that’s not total anarchy. On the other hand, he basically just said yes, they hate women. They hate me.
Xed: That’s because you’re not in your PLACE, Shades. Get back in your box. And stop talking back!
Me: I suppose I should stop raising my booze to the door-to-door mormons, too.
Xed: No, you can keep doing that. Because they’re WEIRD.

Incidentally, could you guys please fix the US? We’re planning to move over there and your crazy-folk are making it awfully….worrying.