Kate’s allegedly a human (although increasingly right-wing bigots would say otherwise). She’s definitely not a vampire, despite what some other people claim. She’s also mostly built out of spite and overcoming oppositional-sexism, racism, and other random bullshit.
So she’s either a human or a lizard in disguise sent to destroy all of humanity.
Either way, she’s here to reassure that it’s all fine.
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Where….
“where are we?” “Why, this is faeces canyon, although the locals call it ‘shit creek’” “And this is a row-boat…but where are the paddles…?” “Oh, you don’t get any of them, not round here…”
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It’s all gone a bit pooh
I don’t quite know how I’m coping. I’m faced with a huge disaster of monsterous proportions. Rebecca’s engine is dead. Dead dead. Not, as I hoped, a bit dead. But seriously, not taking the piss, dead dead dead. Two cylinders are now screwed. The entire cylinder head appears to have been suffering from serious overheating…
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Ooh, a hailstorm of shit
I’ve just had a fantastic holiday. I spent a gorgeous week in the lakedistrict with my girlfriend. We left last Sunday morning and headed north for Coniston, where we stayed in a gorgeous hostel halfway up a mountain. I had the best time I’ve had for a very long time with the girl I love.…
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So fucking angry
So. I’m going to write about my day first; that way I might be substantially calmer by the time I get to writing about the phonecall I just had. So. Spent the day working on the car…. trying to get all the wiring and shit finished before I head over to pick up Trey and…
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DomestiKate
Today I are mostly been doing domestic stuff. Sorta. I did laundry, hung my bike gear (which I washed last night) out to dry in the gorgeous sunlight, cut the grass (even strimmed the edges), tidied up the gardening equipment, swept the patio (‘cos I’d covered it in grass), hung out my laundry, threw away…
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The good little citizen.
I’m broke. No particular change there then. Finally went shopping yesterday, and now 40 quid poorer have an awful lot of food. Mind you, I was nearly 50 quid poorer after the woman at Lidl accidentally charged me for 43 tubes of tomato concentrate instead of 3 tubes…. I thought my bill was ‘a bit…
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Down but not out
Last night’s shift was not good. Not good at all. I can’t go into why, not on here, but suffice to say, it was not good.
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Camerawork
I took photos. I’m tired now. So I’m going to sleep.
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It’s dead
The TV set is dead. Or at least, it’s doing a passable impression. Having got it going again with the new line output transistor it, well, killed it. And for good measure decided to explode the line output transformer (although, apparently, it may still work). At any rate, the prospect of it becoming a fixed…
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I should’ve
I should’ve been working today. I’ve got so much work to do. But I started watching the second season of Dead Like Me. It’s such a fantastic series, perhaps because of what’s going on in my life at the moment…. It sucks that it’s been cancelled, but a whole bunch of the second season episodes…