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“where are we?”
“Why, this is faeces canyon, although the locals call it ‘shit creek'”
“And this is a row-boat…but where are the paddles…?”
“Oh, you don’t get any of them, not round here…”


Kate's allegedly a human (although increasingly right-wing bigots would say otherwise). She's definitely not a vampire, despite what some other people claim. She's also mostly built out of spite and overcoming oppositional-sexism, racism, and other random bullshit. So she's either a human or a lizard in disguise sent to destroy all of humanity. Either way, she's here to reassure that it's all fine.