Kate’s allegedly a human (although increasingly right-wing bigots would say otherwise). She’s definitely not a vampire, despite what some other people claim. She’s also mostly built out of spite and overcoming oppositional-sexism, racism, and other random bullshit.
So she’s either a human or a lizard in disguise sent to destroy all of humanity.
Either way, she’s here to reassure that it’s all fine.
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What’s that you say? I’m meant to be getting rid of crap?
Well, I saw it, see, and despite my ‘getting rid of crap’ plan I asked for it, I mean, I never thought I’d get it. Look! Over there! A Really damn cool video. Yeah, um, I might have got a 21″ monitor… that goes with the other 21″ monitor. Freakily, my room now has compaq…
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I’ve always wanted…
…to make a film. And I can say that honestly. When I was in my teens I laid my hands on a 8mm cine camera and made a film with my friends (no, I won’t be sharing that). And the film bug bit me. But I can’t write. I really, really have no apptitude for…
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I’d ask where my day went, but I know…
For once I really did do stuff with the weekend. Yesterday I got to the stage where I’d finished to first-draft stage chapter 3 of the dissertation; which meant that today I could tackle a few other jobs, namely cleaning the bathroom (done), tidying the garage (sort of done), small jobs on Cherry (speedo drive,…
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How did people cope before word counts?
3988 words in Chapter three. The minimum length for chapter 3 is 4000 words (well, slightly less actually assuming I hit the 2000 word minimum for chapter 4); I’m happy. Why am I happy? Because there’s lots of leeway in this and I’ve got another couple of hundred words I want to write. Hehehe. Raaaaaar.…
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Thing the first
Thing the first – I have a badge; this goes on my police woman’s hat, thus making it look that bit more authentic. I need some black felt too, I think, but rarrr. Ultra-special raar because it’s a St. Petersburg Police badge, thus unlikely to be mistaken for the Met Police (although, dubiously, I note…
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Summer has arrived…
…and brought with it blue skys, little fluffy clouds, and hayfever. Bugger. Let’s dispose of nervous happy Kate and leap to runny nose’d, sore eye’d, pissed off Kate. I want my hayfever to, and i say this with quite deliberate malice, I want it to fuck right off and die. It’s not even that bad…
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So, tell me, how do you feel?
Your best friend from when you were a kid mails you – you’re trying to keep in touch, and enjoy each other’s company, but just are very bad at actually keeping in touch – and says… his dad has bowel cancer. It sounds like they’ve caught it early; and it sounds like he’ll be okay;…
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There’s no mistaking human error
I’d say my bike let me down today, but it’d be a lie. My brain let me down today. I had the best day I’ve had on this ward so far. I didn’t do anything stupid, I looked after a patient of my own and started to grasp what I was looking for while looking…
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Having a quick break…
Last night I laid in bed thinking, not for long ‘cos I was quite tired, but I thought. It’s very odd, being single. I don’t object to being single any more, it’s a bit hard work sometimes because most of the people I hang around with are couples, and I like being in a couple,…
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Arrogant Worms…
So, yesterday we headed down to Dorset (Bournmouth, specifically) to watch the Arrogant Worms. Unless you’re an avid watcher of the LJ ‘what music am I listening to’ thing, know me personally and thus have had it inflicted on you, or are Canadian, then you quite possibly haven’t heard of the Arrogant Worms. They are…