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  • What’s with the silence?

    So, I realise that your life is devoid of meaning without my posts, and that you find yourself weeping quietly to yourselves as you fall asleep on days when I don’t post, so I thought I ought to update you all on the quiet.

    So, why’ve I been quiet.

    Well, I’ve been working a lot, including doing some agency work because our roof is leaking, which costs money, and we want a baby, which it turns out also costs money. Ironically, for once, this bit would be cheaper in the States. The ‘getting a baby’ theoretically, would be cheaper, ‘cos we could just buy some sperm.

    In the UK with the cost of treatment options being so ‘not cheap’, and having no actual source of sperm, we’re essentially forced down the IVF route. And the IVF route is nearly £4,000. And that’s when it’s on special offer (buy 2 for 1! Reduced to clear…).

    So over the next few weeks quietness will probably continue to reign over the blog.

    I’ve also been working on the house, intermittently at least. So the under-stairs area now looks like this:

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    It is looking pretty good, if I say so myself. It is waiting for a touch more filling and sanding, then some painting. I’m rather happy with it though. Definitely an improvement over the old arrangement. I’ve also started on Kathryn’s office, which later today we need to try and clear so I can finish filling over the evil, hideous, awful, nasty, gnarly Artex.

    As you are all no doubt aware, Artex is made from Synthetic Evil Diamonds encased in a concrete like slurry of misadventure, and thus no quantity of mere mortal tools can remove it. Indeed, the only way to truly remove Artex from any surface is to destroy the entire surface itself, and then have the wall thoroughly exorcised. I don’t have the money, time, or patience for that so I’m plastering over it. Which is, of course, a deep joy. Because trying to put a thin skim of plaster over a surface that’s sharp and uneven is, of course, as much fun as you can have standing up.

    It’s going okay, I’ve got a ‘first coat’ over much of it, which I’ll sand back and then re-fill over with filler to try and get a fairly smooth surface. It’ll never look as good as the ones the plasterer did, or the ones where they’d (thankfully) applied it over wallpaper (and we peeled the wallpaper off, and there was great rejoicing). I can’t say that the process is adding to my already minimal appreciation for Artex*.

    Oh, and I’ve been doing NaNoWriMo, which is unlikely to produce anything astonishing, but it’s a lot of words. I’m hideously behind, because I essentially only write when I’m not at work. But it’s something (my progress is here. I’ve also been doing the odd bit of writing for Transport Evolved.

    And we’ve been having a life. For example, last night we went to go and see Mark Thomas in Cheltenham, doing part of his 100 Minor Acts of Dissent tour, which was, quite frankly, Brilliant. We then had a late, but very pleasant dinner out. So not very exciting for you guys, but busy for us.

    * We did try something called ‘Smoothover’ in another room. As I recall this appeared to be a product made by Artex or it’s subsiduaries entirely designed to make you lose all hope that the artex’d walls would ever be smooth again and thus, give up, leaving the artex in place.

  • (Lack of) Motivation

    So, I’ve been trying to get motivated to restart work on the house. It doesn’t help that it’s that time of year when there are fun things to do, like making cider, or making membrillo (QUINCE!)

    So, theoretically, this is membrillo... And I've some awesome bread from @hartsbakery and great cheese to try it with

    Also, it doesn’t help that I’ve a really strong desire to get the garden into some-kind-of-shape before the winter, so that next spring we can actually do something with it, rather than watching the weeds grow and staring sadly at it. One of the things that really kind of requires our attention is the absence of any kind of path down the garden. We ripped out the concrete one when we arrived, with the intention of replacing it with a more windy gravel path.

    Only we’ve not managed to do that. And with both of us tramping up and down the garden most days, we are rapidly reaching slippery mud status, instead of grass path. So really, we need to get some gravel in there. The only teensy tiny problem with that is there’s a chunk of pitched roof that’s leaking and needs replacing, and there’s not really the money for hundreds of pounds of gravel. Although having just had the genius idea of checking ebay I’ve found a few places supplying cheaper gravel.

    Anyhow.

    So, there’s stuff that needs doing outside, but there’s also stuff that needs doing inside. I’m trying to coax myself back into tackling ‘the list‘. However, I’m also trying to decide if my desire to start work on Kathryn’s office is a ‘I want to do something that feels like I’m achieving something as opposed to lots of fiddly little jobs that need doing but aren’t going to have such a huge impact’*. Whether it’s my almost ridiculous lack of patience that’s impacting this. But honestly, it’d be nice to tackle Kathryn’s office. It’s a space that needs doing, it’s also a relatively small space that I could actually finish, and it’d mean we could finally have the heating on in there, which I should think Kathryn would enjoy.

    Meh. I dunno why I’m sharing this, really. Since it’s mainly just rambling.

    But hey, sometimes rambling is what you need…

    Maybe I just need to overcome inertia and get going again.

    * Which is dumb, because honestly, nicely painted trim in the hall – which includes a bloody great wall of what is currently hardboard – would make an enormous difference.

  • End of days (off)

    So my little three week non-departing-vacation is over. It’s time to look back at what has been achieved at chez us. I have finally, after nearly 2 years of prevarication, wired up the security lights and alarm repeater on the garage. The garage was alarmed (heh) but had no alarm box on it, so you couldn’t tell when you’d triggered it from inside the garage. Inside the house it was clear enough, but since 2/3rds of the aim is to persuade anyone breaking and entering to leave, ideally rapidly, then having a dirty great siren going off on the building is probably helpful.

    I also finally put up the ‘security’ lights. They’re more ‘access’ lights, really, given the feeble light output from the 30 LED arrays inside the security light casing. But rather than wasting 100s of watts, they waste only a watt or two, which makes me much happier. And they also make finding the keyholes in the padlocks and gate somewhat easier.

    I have also completed insulating under the sections of the house I can reach with the Innotherm recycled denim insulation. I am unutterably grateful that I used that, not glassfibre, considering how hideous a job it was even with that. I miscalculated staggeringly, ending up with 4 extra rolls that are currently looking for a home (just waiting to see if our local house renovating friends need them, otherwise if anyone on here wants them, lemmie know*). The actual job was made worse by the plastic coated wire I was using to retain them not coming on a spool (it’s actually garden wire) – and becoming one of those special tangled knots of wire. In daylight, sat outside, it’d be naught to untangle. Irritating, but that’s all. As I struggled in the narrowest space, tangled between the incoming water supply, gas lines, the main run of our ethernet and phone cables, covered in a layer of filth, a mixture of too hot and too cold, I ended up swearing a blue streak. With only 3 sections left to insulate I couldn’t even get enough wire out in one go to fix up one section. Eventually, I managed to get the frustration out of my head and slowly pick the wire apart. After that it went fairly smoothly.

    The other persistent irritant was the staples I started off using which kept jamming. So I’d manage a few staples and then be picking the staples out of the gun, the strip having disintegrated into five sections of a few staples each. Each of those would then disintegrate into single staples… I’m not sure if it’s the age of the staples (they were my dad’s, actually, I suspect bought for a similar purpose many years ago). But changing to much longer staples (better for retaining the wire anyhow) seemed to fix that problem.

    Anyhow. It’s done now, and the floor is definitely warmer. The house also actually seems to stay warm with the heating on. The lounge is still drafty, though, so we’ve smothered that in rugs. Many rugs. More to come.

    Outside I’ve cleared the overgrowth in my yearly purge of the area between our land and our neighbour’s, the brambles and lyme trees felled and ready to go through the shredder. They’d be in the shredder now if it wasn’t raining. Although I really should get a new blade for the shredder. Hopefully it’ll cope with this… I’m also considering adding a chainsaw to our collection of rarely used power tools. I was going to get a hedge trimmer, but actually, a chainsaw would probably be better given the thickness of some of the things we want to take down.

    It would also allow us to trim down our neighbour’s hedge, before she sells the house, thus making our garden have light again. She’s fine with us doing that… so… however, it does rely on the weather being a little less inclement.

    What I have done, albeit not finished, is the deck. I need a few more pallets to take it to completion, and a few days without rain, and to sort out my circular saw’s battery pack. Oh, and to spray it with the deck oil that I just ordered. But otherwise, ‘s all good. And I’m quite pleased with the way it’s looking now:

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    Although I have been wandering around humming “Sittin’ on the Dock (of the bay)”, and occasionally going for ‘Aye Aye, Captain’ comments. Incidentally, the edging strips aren’t actually attached yet. They’re waiting on me finishing the vertical sections, which is waiting on a few more pallets.

    The autofeeding screwdriver was a mixture of ace and terrible. I don’t think it’s meant to be used pointing downwards vertically (since it does say it’s a drywall autofeeding screwdriver) but it kind worked. And the autofeed screws largely did their stuff, but I think a combination of the cheap driver and the cheap screws led to sufficient misfeeds that it probably didn’t take much less time than doing it by hand. It felt like less time though, when the battery was working. However, the battery took 3 hours to charge and about 20 minutes to die. I think I’ll keep it though, because whenever we decide we want to do something again, the autofeeder shall be given a new shiny battery and better quality screws and it shall probably be way more useful. Ironically, the cheap/crappy Argos battery ‘drill’ proved it’s worth as the screwdriver for when the autofeeder quit – even though it irritates me that they had a picture of it that bore no relation to the object I actually picked up (specification subject to change. Feh).

    Anyhow. So that was all good, in the end. Oh, and for those who might have noticed, I straightened up the stairs. I knew they were wonky (level, but off straight) due to the fact the ground, old stairs, the deck, everything has its own version of level. I’d tied the stairs into the deck at a point where it’s definitely not level, because it fouls some randomly poured concrete that’s insanely hard to get up. Having realised that it was going to irritate me forever that whilst the stairs were level, they looked crooked, I unscrewed a few bits, and had great fun putting them back in ‘by eye’ so they look straight. Yay.

    I have also picked 47 billion apples (and 3 pears (some bugger had already raided the pear tree)) for the making of both English and American cider:

    ...so I picked a few apples today...

    On Friday we’ll have the rental cider press, so expect howls of anguish. Especially if works out as badly as the slow-cooked tomato sauce, the recipe for which produced something I’d describe as ‘burned flavour’. Sufficient sugar makes it sort of edible, but I’m largely inclined to throw the whole lot away. Thankfully they were shop-bought tomatoes as we never had a glut. We’ve got a small batch of our own tomatoes to make into chutney with our green beans tho’, which should be good. :)

    Finally, I set up The Electric Minor Project website. The main aim of the website is to drag in some sponsorship for the conversion (to fund the purchase of batteries) and promote the conversion. I’ll be on the Transport Evolved podcast tonight to talk about it… (1900 BST). Assuming our Net Connection plays ball.

    Uh, so that’s it.

    * They’re 4m x 400mm x 70mm with a rating of 0.037WmK.

  • How do you cope?

    So, this is mainly directed at the Americans who read… I have a question for y’all. So for *reasons* we have had the experience of meeting and getting advice from a private healthcare specialist. Now, I’ve had one prior experience with private healthcare, but I knew what I wanted, what I was going to ask for, and frankly, what I’d get. All I needed was the price.

    This time there are lots of options, lots of possibilities, and the price is truly mind-blowing. But whilst we sat in the very nice consultation room with views across the city rooftops, having passed through the plate glass doors, and in a Victorian building which still smelled of fresh paint, and didn’t feel quite so much like someone had just hurled walls up where they might fit…. Whilst we sat in the much nicer than any NHS chairs and faced the doctor using the computer on the not-basic-formica desk, and she politely discussed options, and suggested what is not the most expensive, but way more than the cheapest, and quoted stats at us…

    …I came away from it and still have no idea whether I believe a word of the stats or not. I don’t normally step away from NHS appointments and feel the need to google the stats, because for the most part, I don’t imagine that the doctor/nurse/medical professional has any interest in upselling me. I trust them to be moderately impartial. Not always perfectly informed, not always knowing the most up to date stuff, but I trust them to impart in good faith information more-or-less-without bias.

    Knowing that this doctor is invested in having the company make more money makes me much more suspicious.

    How do you ever fully trust them?

    How do you trust health professionals who make a profit off you?

    *sigh*

  • Getting older…

    As I travelled back from Gloucester yesterday, Rebecca’s odometer clicked over to 44,000 miles*. On these bigger transitions the worn mechanism that advances the numbers struggles to move the five (or six) cylinders required. The ‘tenths’ figure will sit between 9 and 0, clicking with every tenth of a mile unable to move as the higher values furiously resisting advancing milage.

    And then it happens, there’s a click, the speedo flicks wildly from 70 to 90 and back, and we settle in to the next 1,000 miles…

    Sometimes I think she just doesn’t like getting older.

    * It has no relation to her actual milage.

  • A deck post

    Or, more accurately, a post about the deck.

    Mostly.

    Sorta.
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  • What is this shit?

    So, I know I’m harping on about it but. Look, sometimes I forget how much I enjoy driving the minor. Driving the minor is a properly visceral experience. It’s so simple, there’s as little between you and the road as there realistically can be. It would be considered pared down, except that at the time, that’s just how you built cars.

    Tonight I slipped into ‘that place’, with Filthy/Gorgeous playing on the radio, Rebecca’s engine humming along, and winding country backroads between here and Bath*. That place where it all comes together, the car is gripping the road like a limpet, the road is clear and the whole thing is just bucket loads of fun. The exhaust note of that 1300 A series engine is wonderfully musical, and in the moment the whole thing, that whole package, it’s delightful. The entire point of putting a fast-road 1300 A+ engine in a minor is that the car is delicious like that.

    A well tuned minor, on good suspension**, with brakes up to snuff is quite simply a joy to drive.

    Then I got home, and had to put the car in the garage.

    And whilst our garage is pretty darn big by UK standards, the garage doors are pretty narrow. So it’s a careful shuffle to get in. And it’s not like it took a long time, I did in about one more than the customary 2 shuffles. It did take a little longer than normal because I forgot that I’d put a box off the shelf on the floor earlier today, and that stopped me getting in. So, maybe in all an extra minute.

    After all that – the garage was full of fumes. It was hideous. Kathryn was coughing and I stepped out of the garage with a headache. Having dipped our toe (rather an expensive toe, I’ll grant) in the EV waters, we’ve found it warm, inviting and perhaps above all, so clean and quiet. And the idea of taking Rebecca on that journey with us fills me with delight (and a little trepidation, because we’re heading in to territory that I don’t know well). But I’m quite excited, and need to go save up lots of cash so I can make it happen :)

    And we can stop burning this hideous dinosaur juice.

    It is funny though, we’re so used to it that we just think that’s the way it has to be, and then you discover it doesn’t need to be that way and…well… it just doesn’t. It makes you think about things.

    * I was off to Topping and Co to see Deb Perelman talk.
    ** My car may not be standard at the back on the suspension front, but the front end is pure Issigonis.

  • Quick route to exhaustion

    Yesterday was spent working on the house, actually doing some fairly significant renovationy things. Sadly, mostly things that don’t really do anything terribly visible, but that should make a reasonable impact to heating the house this winter.

    The insulation was scheduled to arrive yesterday morning, and given that I had the whole enjoyable day off I decided to mount the radiator on the wall and start the above floor plumbing work. Thankfully, the insulation arrived early in the day allowing me to nip out and grab the TRV and some shiny chrome pipe for the run to under the floor.

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    The bolts that came with the radiator are pretty crappy, sadly. They’ve pulled out a little from the wall (about 1mm), which is slightly frustrating. But still, it’s looking reasonable.

    The insulation, we discovered, pretty much fills the kitchen.

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    Having got 3 rolls of the stuff under the floor I got the fun of zig-zagging under the house in the filth dragging the rolls from the access point to the kitchen.

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    Finally, having got them to the right area I started sticking them into the joist spaces. I worked my way around with the staple gun and my roll of wire, holding the insulation up, stapling, and moving on. Can I just say, dear god I’m glad that they’re not glassfibre. I came out of doing this filthy, tired and sore. But not itchy. This stuff is heaven to work with compared to glass fibre.

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    I’ve only managed about 1/3rd of the job, and christ am I knackered today. Slept well last night though!

    Whilst I was under the floor I also used the pipe-freezing kits and let the new radiator into the circuit. I admit to giving in and using quick-plumb stuff, saving me the pain of dragging the blowtorch down there. It all worked very nicely, actually, although the radiator promptly leaked up in the kitchen. I ended up spraying myself with a moderate amount of water this morning as I attempted to persuade it not to leak. I think I’ve just not been generous enough with the PTFE tape, which is not unusual, at least, not when I’ve have a big gap between now and the last time I was doing plumbing. I think, having had an impromptu shower in radiator water this morning I’ve managed to get it to seal. I’m not 100% convinced yet, though.

    I’m now pondering whether I can get any work done on the deck today…

  • Product review, circa 1850.

    So, for ages I’ve been wanting to try out enamel bakeware. Why? Because my mum used to use it and I recalled it being about a million times better than non-stick teflon coated crap. Not because it’s wildly non-stick, because it’s not as non-stick as teflon, but because it was easier to clean, way more durable, and frankly looks prettier. Also, my recollection was that even when it gets damaged, it resists rusting better, and you don’t end up with lumps of unstuck teflon in your food.

    We’ve used teflon coated bakeware for a while, a mixture of ultra-cheap student stuff that came from the likes of Poundstretcher, slightly nicer supermarket own brand stuff and really quite nice John Lewis kit. All of it, to some extent, has suffered the same fate*, the teflon’s got scratched and then started to peel off, as soon as that’s happened the pans start to rust, and then the whole thing just turns into a general disaster.

    I’d been scouring second hand stores and ebay for reasonably priced second hand enamelware without success when my mum mentioned that a local store carried Falcon Enamelware and that she thought it was ‘very reasonably priced’. She then turned up with three baking dishes as a gift. Having had them a while and given them a fair bit of a work out, I think I can safely say that I love them. I am biased in that I wanted to love them, and they’re old-tech (1850s, apparently, is when it first started being reasonably commonly used), but I do indeed love them all the same.

    They don’t have to be mollycoddled like teflon; metal spatulas, cutting things in them with knives, anything goes, and when something does stick, a quick soak in the sink will almost invariably have it loose. But to be honest, most stuff doesn’t seem to stick much anyhow. I don’t stress about them going through the dishwasher (nearly all of our teflon pans have come out rusty after a while, the teflon peeling off edges, or water rusting under rolled corners), the enamelware just seems to come out clean. Frankly, they come out cleaner than our teflon stuff ever did.

    In fact, in all honesty, I don’t have a bad word to say about them. Hardy, relatively cheap, pretty and easy to use. What’s not to love?

    * Although the frying pans have lasted pretty well, actually. As did my unbranded pans from Euroco Discount Stores in Birmingham bought back in 1996. They endured every hardship and were only finally retired this year after a handle broke, and the non-stick finally really did start to give up the ghost fairly thoroughly.

  • All better now (and worse)

    So, before I start, I have a new job. It’s exactly the same as my old job, in the same place, but with ‘Senior’ prefixed to my job title. Despite the interview, I managed to get it. Err, so yes. Go me :)

    The main purpose of this post though is not this self congratulatory back slapping, it’s a different bit of self congratulatory back-slapping.

    So, in my last post I delighted in the joy of my 47p radio. Today I upped it to a total cost of around £3.50 (if you exclude the eventual decision to buy a hot-melt glue gun and the ultra-short stereo 3.5mm / 3.5mm jack cable – then it ups it to around £12 all in). It now works as an amplifier with a stereo-in (which becomes mono).

    It’s got a bit of a potential design flaw, in that now both the audio from the radio circuit and the audio from the stereo jack plug are subject to the mono-ising resistors (two 1kΩ resistors in parallel when it’s the radio (so 500Ωs)). Which might be why it’s such an awful radio, but I suspect given the givens that the 1960’s Fergie was a pretty crap radio to start with. I’d forgotten the joys of waving the small plastic box around to get decent MW reception, and the terrible cheap 1960’s transistor audio sound.

    But it was never intended to be awesome quality. It’s for wanting to listen to NPR’s Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me or the BBC’s Friday Night Comedy Podcastin the garden. It’s for hearing Transport Evolved as I dink with my Minor in the garage, or Kevin and Ursula Eat Cheap whilst I paint the trim. All of which don’t require the high quality audio of my Hi Fi. If I wanted that I’d need to lug the Cambridge Audio amp everywhere I go.

    So here it is:

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    The orange lead flying up to the back of the case is the original audio feed from the radio circuit to the volume control (and thence to the amplifier), it’s now routed through the 3.5mm jack:

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    Which neatly disconnects the radio and connects that 3.5mm jack…

    Up in the other corner the…orange wires…I really need to get some more colours… connect up the 9v input socket:

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    That fitted better, the 3.5mm jack was a little short on thread so I had to countersink it into the case slightly.

    After a good clean and the addition of some silver marker to the lettering, the dials are looking much more respectable. Still useless, given that I’ve no idea what frequency any of these stations were on…

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    But the thing as a whole, just a reminder of what it looked like before, when it was just out of the store:

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    And now:

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    So yay to me.

    Also, yesterday’s rendering has taken this:

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    To this:

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    Which is looking much better, if you ask me. I need to break out the paint when it’s dried off a bit, and then I can carry on with the decking :)

    All in all, I’m feeling pretty good about progress at the mo. Which is a novelty.

    Of course, all isn’t happiness and joy. Oh no. I think I’ve caught a cold. Certainly I’ve got a sore throat and feel feverish, and since I’m starting nights today, well… that’s unhelpful.