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  • hotladypants:

    carmillatexts:

    So my amazing gal pal @luiza2theletter surprised me with an incredible Silas Handbook in its printed version (and handsewn by herself, must I say)

    For the past year we’ve been talking about many things including carmilla and its whole universe around the series. One day, casually talking to each other she told me about her idea of a personal project involving a handbook about Silas (one of JP’s belongings and a necessary iten for a student at Silas)

    She created all the textual part and the design herself, and I helped her proofread it all.

    As you can see, it looks like a book from the 19th century with its yellowed pages and stains from unknown substances. Besides, there are mystical symbols and deets that probably summon a demon or two.

    All in all @carmillaseries is a great series that not only brought such a wonderful world with amazing people behind that but also brought people together. People that if it wasn’t for the show would have never met their friends and/or significant others. 

    p.s: to my surprise I didn’t know she was going to give me the 1st printed version of it. at all. and she gave it to me right as I was leaving, after we’d spent the weekend together

    holy shiza! This is incredible, @luiza2theletter

  • lola-ellepkay:

    les-etoiles-de-la-boxe:

    lazysummersundays:

    tinyhanded:

    ledamemangociana:

    magebirb:

    stellaathena:

    grimbarkgrimdark:

    spankyhole:

    soldieronbarnes:

    greatestgoth:

    ghost-plot:

    thejourneytonirvana:

    lilmotel:

    envyadams:

    today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”

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    this post had me in tears

    I was hoping the notes would be full of similar stories, but they’re not, so I’ll add my story for anyone else looking for more laughs:

    I had to go to a library to pay a fee and I was practicing in the car between “I have to pay a fine” and “I have to pay a fee” and I walked in and firmly stated “I have to pee” and slapped a five dollar bill on the counter (the fee was like ten cents), and walked out. This was like three years ago and I still haven’t been back,

    My friend was driving and we were almost past our turnoff so I tried to say “quick” and “fast” at the same time and I ended up screaming “QUACK” which ended up with him judging me very hard and missing the turn

    Recently someone in class asked me how I was doing and I started off saying I was good but switched to I’m okay in the middle and ended up saying “I’m gay.”

    Which, while kind of accurate, was not what I meant to announce to my classmate.

    This Halloween I was handing out candy and a child said “trick or treat” and I smiled gave them their candy and apparently my mouth betrayed me and I said “Merry Christmas” and proceeded to sit down and look up to the sky for answers while their mother laughed at me :)))))

    I was switching between “Bye Deanna” and “Goodbye” and I ended up saying “Go Die”

    Sometimes I try to say “I fucking love you” but it comes out in the wrong order and then everyone’s uncomfortable.

    When I first started my coffee shop job, I was still getting used to greeting customers as they came in the door. A man walked in, and in the jumble of trying to say, “How are you doing?” and “What’s up?” I ended up demanding “What are you doing here?!”

    something really cool happened once at the office and i started to say “i’m so amazed” but halfway through my mind changed to “that’s really amazing” and i just ended up saying “i’m really so amazing”

    one time i was out in the woods in the spring when the birds were just beginning to come out again and i went to say “i’m so pumped for the birds” and “i’m so hyped for the birds” and instead i said “i’m so humped for birds”

    i once got stuck between saying fuck off and fight me so ended up screaming fuck me at my ex

    one time at subway i tried asking for a six inch sub, but for some reason i was considering saying “half foot sub” and i ended up asking for a half inch sub, and not realizing what i had asked for until the guy behind the counter repeated it twice. I now have a deep and powerful fear of subway shops.

    Several years ago, I went into a music store to buy a Dominant-brand string for my violin, and I asked the guy behind the counter for a “dominatrix G-string.” Never went back. Switched brands.

  • vaspider:

    bitterbitchclubpresident:

    why are men so scared of tampons?

    I love the transphobia in the comments too. ‘MEN DON’T NEED TO UNDERSTAND MENSTRUATION.’

    Oh really? How about the dudes who menstruate?

    Also ffs, get over it. I don’t need to understand fucking football the way that it should be important for someone to understand the basic biological processes of my body. At least enough to know ‘get this fucking brand, and my wife/enbyfriend tends to have back cramps so she might appreciate the heating pad to put behind her on her chair… ‘

  • shadesofmauve:

    I got the PT assistant dude instead of the primary physical therapist lady today, and I was very good and did not make any incredibly awkward bondage jokes when he added therabands around my knees and ankles for some of the exercises.

    No one every appreciates how well behaved I am. 

  • Untitled post 13081

    ramonajp:

    (From Mache Milhauser)

  • Where Was Ted Cruz Radicalized?

    Where Was Ted Cruz Radicalized?

    meret118:

    When GOP presidential candidate, Ted Cruz stated, “We need to empower
    law enforcement to patrol and secure Muslim neighborhoods before they
    become radicalized,” I chuckled.

    I mean it’s no
    laughing matter to stigmatize and ostracize an entire community based on
    their religious affiliation — but I find it funny. The Muslim community
    has already been monitored for years. It’s something we joke about
    inside the mosque.  We joke that those watching us will decide to
    convert to Islam or that they are simply bored watching us.  But not
    only that — it’s the hypocrisy.  If Muslim Americans are “radical” then
    what is Ted Cruz? The fuzzy Easter Bunny?  

    Let’s take a
    look at the two Muslim Congressmen, Keith Ellison and André Carson. Both
    support LGBT rights, the right to choose and causes that protect basic
    human rights. As a Muslim, this is right in line with my beliefs.
    Contrary to Islamophobic drivel:  as a Muslim, we must adhere to the law
    of the land in which we live.  We share this land with people of all
    walks of life. My religious freedom is important — and the freedom of
    others to not practice religion, practice a different religion or live
    out their beliefs (as long as they do not harm others) is equally
    important.

    Let’s take a
    look at LGBT equality.  Even if gay marriage is not practiced inside my
    religion, I have no right to impose my religious beliefs onto others I
    share society with.  In this vein, I’m proud to be a Muslim American and
    proud of the Congressmen that represent my demographic.  Like Ellison
    and Carson, I would also support LGBT rights if were in a political
    position. Does Ted Cruz?  Yeah, not so much.

    Think Progress
    quoted Ted Cruz addressing his Iowa supporters in January regarding LGBT
    rights, “Our country is in a time of crisis. We’re losing who we are.”

    If Cruz wants
    to call the Muslim American community radical, he needs to look in the
    mirror. We are not the ones pushing our religious beliefs into the
    political process.  He is the one doing that.  We’re not the ones trying
    to shut down Planned Parenthood. He is the one doing that. We’re not
    the ones speaking out against the LGBT community. He is the one doing
    that.

    Ted Cruz is a
    scary guy — even scarier than Donald Trump. He hails from the
    Evangelical Dominion sect that preaches taking control of the nation and
    taking the wealth from the “wicked.” His father, Rafael Cruz, can be
    seen in videos online preaching about Christian Kings that are anointed
    to take control. Ted Cruz believes that America is a “Christian” nation
    and that this must be restored.  

    Sorry, Ted. You are not my King.

    Rafael Cruz
    preaches about the Seven Mountains of Dominionism whereby Christians are
    meant to take dominion over seven cultural elements:  family, religion,
    education, media, entertainment, business and government. The sect is
    based out of the belief of Isaiah 2:2: “Now it shall come to pass in the
    latter days that the Lord’s house shall be established on the top of
    the mountains.”

    Ted Cruz gives
    political speeches as if he on the church pulpit — talking about the
    body of Christ and God.  Listen man, I have my beliefs about Jesus
    (peace be upon him) and God — but I don’t bring them into the public,
    political sphere. They don’t belong there.

    This is not a
    Christian nation. We are a secular nation made up of Christians, Jews,
    Muslims, Buddhists, Hindus, Atheists, Agnostics and other faiths and
    non-faiths.

    Does it scare you that Ted Cruz wants to impose his Christian sharia onto the general citizenry of the United States? It should.

    Adding to this
    radicalization is the list of those he appointed to his advisory
    committees.  The list reads like the Who’s Who? of Islamophobia and the
    anti-Muslim movement. Southern Poverty Law center provided detailed profiles of eight anti-Muslim activists, five now named to the Cruz campaign and three to the Trump campaign.

    Many hail from
    the anti-Muslim Center for Security Policy.  (Anti-Muslim groups always
    pick names that make it sound like an official government agency. Kind
    of like when you get that junk mail that scares you into opening it
    thinking you owe taxes or your house is about to be repossessed, only to
    find out inside they are trying to sell you something worthless.)

    Ted Cruz
    demands that a United States president must bend their knee (in worship)
    to be in the White House.  This is lunacy. This guy is dangerous.

    I exercised my
    first amendment right in Chicago by protesting Trump’s speech at UIC
    Pavilion due to his overtly xenophobic rhetoric that has incited hate
    crimes. The Ted Cruz platform, however, is far more dangerous than
    Trump’s and should also be called out for exactly what it is: radical.

  • as the gender police step up their game | Crime and the Blog of Evil

    as the gender police step up their game | Crime and the Blog of Evil

    solarbird:

    So here’s video of a cop throwing a lesbian against a wall and out of a washroom for dressing too butch, as the Gender Police start stepping up their game. This has been happening for a while, but the new fundamentalist right Queer Panic is really ramping it back up again. It’s like Saudi Arabia and the goddamn religious police in action, only, you know, it’s not a death penalty situation – yet.

    That video pretty much instantly triggered a new Mary Kaye and the Cosmetics song. They’re my all-dyke hardcore punk alt-band who play only Hello Kitty-branded instruments, and they write shit like this and My Boyfriend and Sad Muppet. I’ve worked out the lyrics and most of the chords, of which there are four.

    It’s short and very screamy. I’m not sure I have the vocal chops for it but I’m going to try. The lyrics are not worksafe.

    Also, this same pack of assholes are going to be ramping up their local to me initiative campaign next week.

    See, they may have local activists, but all these trace back to one specific large group of fundamentalist/reconstructionist lawyers who advocate making queer people illegal across the world. This time, it results in putting a $2500 bounty on trans kids in schools. I am not even making that shit up, it’s $2500 per kid per washroom break, because as I’ve said before: these SOBs aren’t happy unless they can make queer kids as miserable and broken as possible. It’s what they live for.

    And yet, somehow, we’re the supervillains. jfc.

    I think I’m gonna go work more on that song now.

    Mirrored from Crime and the Blog of Evil. Come check out our music at:
    Bandcamp (full album streaming) | Videos | iTunes | Amazon | CD Baby

  • tinierpurplefishes:

    leaper182:

    et-excrucior:

    clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

    get-yr-social-work-rage-on:

    melinaaaaaaaaaa:

    iouarussianensign:

    bledri:

    ohgodsalazarwhy:

    lilpocketninja:

    dendropsyche:

    Like, I knew shepherding was a boring job

    but these guys really had nothing better to do

    some days i really love that humans exist

    holy shit

    ladies and gents, the welsh 

    this is one of the few reasons I’m proud I was born in wales

    WONDERFUL.

    My hobbies are meaningless.

    THOSE ARE THE SMARTEST AND COOLEST DOGS EVER

    @mimblebee!!!

    I know I’ve seen this before, but it’s so awesome, it deserves a reblog.

    EXTREME SHEEPS!

    I wish to take this moment to point out that I AM HALF WELSH. Welshies rock.

  • thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    not-so-tall-gay-danny:

    balexi:

    shorm:

    If you think that representation doesn’t matter, that’s probably because you’re already represented.

    IF YOU THINK REPRESENTATION DOESN’T MATTER, THAT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU’RE ALREADY REPRESENTED.

    IF YOU THINK REPRESENTATION DOESN’T MATTER, THAT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU’RE ALREADY REPRESENTED.

    ^ THIS THIS THIS

  • Untitled post 13088

    tinierpurplefishes:

    ilikestring:

    profeminist:

    John Kasich Wishes LGBT People Would Just “Get Over” Discrimination

    “During an appearance on CNN’s State of the Union on Sunday, the Ohio governor dismissed the outcry over anti-LGBTQ laws springing up in states across the country — North Carolina,Mississippi, Tennessee — saying those who face discrimination should take it in stride.

    “If you feel as though somebody is doing something wrong against you, can you just, for a second, get over it, you know, because this thing will settle down,” Kasich said.

    Kasich argued government must balance the interests of religious people who oppose LGBTQ rights and those people who face discrimination.

    “I just wish that everybody would just take a breath and calm down, because, you see, trying to figure out how to legislate that balance is complicated, and you keep doing do-overs, because nobody gets it right,” he said. “So if we would just kind of calm down here, I think things would settle down. And what I like to say is, ‘Just relax.’”

    Read the full piece here

    ‘JUST RELAX’

    The GOP has blood on its hands: How its anti-trans smear campaign is spreading not just hate, but violence too

    ‘JUST RELAX’

    The North Carolina bathroom bill could trigger a health crisis among transgender youth, research shows

    ‘JUST RELAX’

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    BETTER IDEA: WE MOBILIZE AND GET YOU AND THE REST OF THE G.O.P MISOGYNISTS, HOMOPHOBES AND TRANSPHOBES TF OUT OF OFFICE

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    THE REPUBLICAN WAR ON LGBTQIA+ AND WOMEN WON’T STOP UNTIL WE STOP IT! U.S. READERS, REGISTER TO VOTE HERE

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    What a collosal asshole.

    @ all conservative christians: “If you feel as though somebody is doing something wrong against you,
    can you just, for a second, get over it, you know, because this thing
    will settle down,”