Category: General

  • So, that was the correct choice…

    I am definately ill today. Not, thankfully, deeply sick type ill. Just ‘unwell’. My throat and ear definately hurt and I probably should have skipped work yesterday. I’m off sick tonight.

    What’s less good is that the builders, who work at a pace that’d make a sloth seem quick, have informed me that the kitchen will be finished on Thursday. That’s 6 days to fit a kitchen. I could do it quicker. By myself. Blindfolded. With one hand tied behind my back. I’ve spoken to their supervisor who’s told me that it will, without fail, be in, finished, the house cleaned and sorted by Thursday. That’s the best he can do, apparently. No, I won’t be recommending these people to anyone else – I might get money back for recommending them but this is just a joke – and I wouldn’t inflict them on anyone else. Yes, I will be naming them once they’re done and out-of-here.

    It’s not like it’s a deeply complex or difficult kitchen fit. It’s an L shaped kitchen and a pseudo-island. What also leaves me unimpressed is that they removed the U bend from the waste pipe where the dishwasher sits, which is fine; it was the wrong part, but the only part I could get; but they’ve replaced it with…stuffing the end of the waste water pipe from the dishwasher into the waste water pipe. They’ve also disappeared for 3 hours having turned the water off and removed the pipework for it. Annoyed? Yes I am.

    I rang them this morning to find out what on earth they’re playing at; it’s a long time since I’ve felt that annoyed speaking to someone.

    Having fuzzily woken up to use the loo at roughly mid-day and had a wander round and not seen them, and then woken up properly at 1300 and since then not seen them… well. I am hungry, but can’t go out because I’m a state (having worked a night and then spent the morning in bed); I can’t shower, I can’t drink any more water, because, well, all I’ve got is 1/5th of a glass left and then I’m out of water. I can’t flush the loo, I can’t wash my hands. And where are they? Well, one of ’em has apparently gone to Scotland, and the other? Lord knows where. I’ve rung them again and am waiting to find out where, exactly they are. I am meant to be studying and am sat here fuming angrilly instead and waiting for the phonecall to tell me either when I’m going to get water back, or that I might as well do it myself and subtract my time and parts from the fitting fee for the kitchen.

  • Because I am weak (last night at 4:11am)

    Okay, so I shouldn’t be looking at e-bay. I can’t afford anything anyhow, and I’ve no space for one, but sometimes it’s nice just to windowshop. In this case, I was
    looking at DKW Junior’s (I just wondered how much they sell for, and how common they are). Being as it’s a german car I stuck it into ebay.de and lo, I found 2.

    The 61’s cuter than the 62. But it being ebay.de the text was all in german – and so translate.google.com was hit upon, and lo the following text did spue forth:

    "Small crack in the sky. The cars in front of potential purchase should be viewed! No guarantee / warranty. The stain on the passenger is only a shadow. Fun bidders will be prosecuted!"

    I suspect it’s not accurate. Either that or the description’s certainly odder than most of the ones on Ebay uk.

    I am, I conclude, sick. Not hideously so, but enough that I’m off sick again tonight. My throat feels awful and I suspect I’ve been spiking temps on and off. I’ve sucked my way though a bunch of USian throat sweets, drunk a surprising amount of water for a night shift and still feel fairly awful. Since I’ve got ATNC on Monday, I think it’s best to take the night (and the weekend which I have off) off and be better by monday.

    It also means that enduring the builder* working on the kitchen (there better be plural builders present today, and it better be fitted today, otherwise words shall be had) shouldn’t be too bad, ‘cos I can doze and look at ATNC. I’ve not managed to do the pre-test test yet, because, well, I feel underprepared.

    Although, really I ought to just sit down and do it. Nor have I made flash cards, which I wanted to do, and was hoping to do… So I might try and do them this morning…

    On the bad front, I managed to unintentionally cancel our booking for dancing after the wedding.

    The conversation (a couple of weeks ago) went thus:
    "Hi, this is the Whatever** hotel; you enquired about booking a room for a venue
    after a wedding"
    "Oh, ah, we’ve already booked a place, but thank you for ringing"
    "Okay, bye!"

    Now, we – as I understood it – had booked a place and were waiting for a confirmation letter from them to say it was booked. At no point did they mention that we’d booked it, that they might be known by more than one name… Oh no.

    It’s only when we rang to confirm today that we found out that the Lamp-Lighter Bar has an alter ego, a pseudonym it uses to evade detection. And thus it was that we discovered we’d cancelled our own booking. You’d think that she might have mentioned that we’d actually *booked* it, not just enquired… but apparently not.

    * Distressingly back to singular yesterday – and only present for 2 hours.
    ** This is, apparently, the other name of the dual identitied bar which we’d book.
    It’s their secret identity.

  • I’ve found a new toy to desire

    So, let’s list the automobilia I like:

    Classic cars
    Small cars
    Quirky vehicles
    Two stroke engines
    East german stuff
    Simplicity
    Insanity.

    Oddly, the Minor fulfills very few of these, but is my favourite. Perhaps because minor’s are my first automotive love. MZs fulfill a lot of these, and trabants (which I don’t own any of) also meet the criteria pretty well. Our little DAF (44) meets the criteria being small and strange, but something else has caught my eye:

    DKW Car

    Apparently this is a DKW Junior dating from 1967. It also meets another criteria which I didn’t mention – it looks all sad. Look at it sat there on flat tyres, it *wants* to come be with me. It sports (and this is awesome) a three cylinder (this starts well) 750cc (awesome, a ridiculously small capacity!) two stroke (score!) engine. Woot.

    A car which is almost certainly without any merit at all. It’s German, not East German, sadly. Which detracts slightly from it’s incredible Kate-attracting powers. Fortuately I have neither money nor space for a vehicle which almost certainly requires a raft of skills I don’t posess. If anyone wants to buy it, shipt it and gift it to me in Canada then you’re very welcome to :)

    I note they’ve got a couple of sad little enfields and also sad little DAFs, and frankly a whole great bundle of sad little cars going at their auction (the Linconshire Bubble and Micro car museum are having a clearout) – sometimes it’s fortunate we have neither money nor space :)

    In other news, the Kitchen should start being fitted today. Time of arrival depends on time of delivery to the company doing the fitting.

    And I actually took last night off sick. I’d been feeling a bit off, and on a whim (and because I felt like I was going to either faint or hurl on the floor of Lloyds while I was out getting money to pay for the kitchen) I stuck a thermometer in my gob. Scoring a not-bad 37.7 degrees C (99.9F) I thought ‘hrm, perhaps I am unwell’ and unilaterally opted for a day of being at home. As it happened apart from a faint nausea and general vague unwellness (frustratingly non-specific) I probably could have gone to work, but I might have made myself iller.

    In good news, I spent this morning ploughing through ATNC and am now at a stage where I can safely say ‘Hah’. I don’t know any of it, but I’ve read it all, and that’s surely got to be worth something ;-/

  • I’m sorry, WTF?!

    So, one of the church’s fine clergy has stepped up and declared that gay men* should have identifying tattoos on their faces, informing the world that they’re gay. He also wants a return to anti-glbt teaching. But why stop there; why not ensure that gay people are easily identifyable with pink triangles, perhaps green triangles for criminals and anti-social types, and hell, the unemployed could have a black triangle. Y’know, we could have yellow triangles for Jewish people. Perhaps for him though, the most important people to identify would be those who we should maybe give a red triangle to – the damn liberals.

    Oh, for a return to the delightful days of the Nazis, when we could easily identify those we hate and segregate, punish and imprison them.

    Thank you Reverend Mullen (rector of St Michael’s Cornhill and St Sepulchre) for making it all so clear.

    * I’m presuming it’s targeted at gay men, if we delve into his homophobic little head we’ll probably find he wants something else done to lesbians, the text of his post does say ‘homosexuals’ though, and given that Sodomy’s not so common between lesbian couples I’m presuming that tattoo is inappropriate…

  • Busy Busy Busy.

    So, it’s been a frantic weekend. I’m on nights next week, then on ATNC. At the end of that week I’m picking up Sherry and Terry at the airport so we’re trying to get the house into a fit state, which isn’t easy because the builders are moving at the pace of dead sloaths.

    We spent 5 hours yesterday finding shoes to wear to the wedding, Kathryn’s had to get some to modify and craftify because the only suitable and nice shoes we found for her had been styled by someone who imagined that welding a huge lump of gold-coloured-plastic and faux-diamond-plastic to the toe would improve a classic shoe design. Let’s just say it didn’t.

    I escaped far more lightly, although we did visit every shoe and wedding shop in central Reading. And one in Slough.

    We picked the colours for the kitchen, and bought that, and ceiling paint. We put together the futon (so we have somewhere to sleep when Sherry and Terry are here), we put up shelves (lots of them!), assembled bathroom furniture, put up the towel rail, moved the tall-boy into the bedroom, moved stuff up into the attic, and Kathryn (mostly, I helped a bit) cleaned the floor in the office. She even put down the rug that goes in the office.

    Unfortunately, I failed to use plumbers putty around the sink drain (which is now leaking), and the bath drain, and the shower drain (as it happens, which is probably leaking onto the concrete) and the toilet cistern (which has so far held up). I shall be off to the shop to purchase some plumber’s putty tomorrow which’ll allow me to fix the sink and the bath (albeit not easily). The toilet cistern’s also do-able but I may leave that a day or two.

    The bad one’s the shower. If it weren’t bad enough that the sealant strip refuses to stick to it (I can make the silicone stick to the frigging tiles perfectly, but it just peels off after a while, no matter how clean or dry it is). But now I need to lift a tile (well, I think replacement’s the only option) cut an access hole in the floor and remove and replace the sink drain. Bollocks-to-it is the only phrase that springs to mind.

    Still, I think that one will have to wait until after the ceremony. Despite the burgoning list of items to do before the ceremony, I think I’ll try and get the sink and cistern sealed. I’ll try and get the bath done… Bah. It’s all fricking annoying, really. Still, you only bugger a job like this up once, eh. I think we’ll call this a ‘learning experience’. I wanted to get the toilet cistern down to see if I could sort the flapper-valve’s failure to seat properly (I can’t imagine I can, but hey)). So I guess this is encouragement to do that.

  • Oikodomophobia

    Although it’s not really a fear of builders, as such. Just a general dislike for those in that trade.

    I’ve met one builder (well, plasterer) that I truly felt did a good job and cared about his work. One. The rest of them? Shoddy, lazy, happy with poor quality workmanship, late… This group seem nice enough in a lot of ways. Their boss gives the impression of caring, the work they do is of an adequate standard – it’s not mind blowingly brilliant, but I’m not paying for mind blowingly brilliant, I’m paying for adequate, I guess.

    But it’s the lack of care and attention that gets me. It’s the nailing back up old trim, splitting it, and then suggesting that you’ll just fix back on the broken bit rather than admitting that you’ve buggered it and need to get some more. It’s the pipework for the radiator not being at 90 degrees. It’s the complete lack of willingness to spend the time to get it right. It’s having to be prompted to put the lintel for the door in the right place.

    I dislike the lack of control here. I’m now very used to organising and doing the building work – to knowing that I’ll do everything I can to get it finished on time. That it’s taken nearly 2 weeks for them to do a 1 week job – just because for most of the time they’ve had one person here, not two. That they’ve laid the tiles using wall-tile spacing instead of floor tile spacing because they got the wrong spacers… It’s simple stuff, and stuff they should get right; it’s their job, after all.

    It is frustrating to pay people to do work for you when you know that you could do it as well as them (the tiles being a case in point), not as quickly, I’ll grant, but as well, certainly. It looks like the money for the kitchen’s going to arrive late, too. Well, it’s already late, so they’ve not ordered the kitchen, so it’s going to be another 5 days… It’s going to be bloody tight for them getting the kitchen in, and tiled, before Sherry and Terry (Kathryn’s mom and partner) arrive. And it’s tight for the wedding.

    It’s finally hitting that point when it starts to feel a little stressful.

    Hopefully next week they’ll start cleaning the lounge up. Let me rephrase that. Next week, they’ll be cleaning up the mess they made in the lounge while we wait for the kitchen to be sorted, which means that we can clean the house, and prepare it, because the week after is ATNC week and I’m not going to be here until Friday when I turn up at home with Kathryn’s mom… :)

    I do like to get all the stress over in one go :)

    One thing which has occured to me is that suddenly, after the wedding, we’re both going to have a lot more free time. The house needs finish jobs doing, but it’s one of those, spend a few hours every week on it and it’ll all be done before you know it. There’s some drawers to make for the bedroom, and I’d like to clean up and redecorate the larder – including replacing some of the lath-and-plaster in there (and maybe repairing the stairs while I’m at it…

    But other than that, we’re pretty much done. Maybe life can become a bit less of a stress and a bit more relaxing and enjoying ourselves.

  • Productive but long day now behind us…

    So, today we checked in with the ring people – they’ve sent us a new design, between it and the previous one I think we’re 100% there. They just need to combine the mountains from the previous design; the roots and trunk of the previous design and the spread and foliage of the tree in the current design and they’ll be there.

    We have driven to Southam to get the minor looked at – they need to take the radiator out and whip the timing cover off, ‘cos it is that it’s leaking from but they think it’s holed; this is terribly frustrating as essentially we wasted 4 hours driving up there and back, but hey. Live and learn. It’s going to be a while ’til that leak gets fixed tho’. The minor’s performance is pretty spiffy though; top speed’s not hugely high (it’s very high geared), but there’s loads of torque available to get you there. A new gearbox and diff and we’ll be sorted. You can feel the slop in the diff when you let off the accelerator (throttle/gas pedal) and the gearbox just sounds awful in 2nd and 3rd. Ah well.

    Anyhow, after a long drive we made it to Ikea (Wembley) which was, as you’d expect for Saturday (and Saturday after pay-day) absolutely bloody packed. We made it out alive though – carring the bathroom stool, bench, a towel rack (we didn’t expect to get that), the futon-sofa-bed and mattress (better one that we were intending to get, ‘cos the cheap one was out of stock; if anyone fancies getting us a sheet to cover it with, tho’, that’d be nice ;) ), a rug, napkins, a drying rack for the kitchen (I’m sick of the rusty plastic/metal one I’ve had forever), a pack of glasses…and I think that’s it. The list could have been much longer.

    I also got stopped for my shoes – first time this has happened with a couple (both) wanting to know where to get them from. I reckon Vibram should offer us free cards to dole out to people, with a number on, such that you can get a discount if enough people buy using your cards… I’m still very much enamoured with them, and impressed with the fact that I’ve spent the day driving and my shins, which normally would ache after such a long drive are absolutely peachy. They were also good for hopping around the pallets left out in Ikea where they were low on stock, and saving me waiting for the very slow people to move through the store.

    It all squidged into the car fairly easily and the journey home was amazingly not too horrendous. Unfortunately, arrival home was disappointing in that the builders who’s promise for the day’s work was:

    – Plaster the walls and ceiling
    – Finish and level the floor
    – Fit the new door
    – Brick up the old door

    (Essentially everything that’s left to do)… Yeah, of them, they’ve managed to brick up the old door. The outside of it is a very nice job; the salvaged bricks look really good and once it’s painted it’ll probably be barely distingishable. The inside’s blockwork, and is fine, neat enough. But for the second day in a row the door isn’t in despite promises that it would be. Possibly the mortar’s still to wet, it’s been very cold. But I need some kind of update, and am very unimpressed with the way they left the back of the house.

    I’m theoretically waiting on a call back from the builders, but it’s after hours on a weekend, so I imagine that I won’t hear anything until…well… Monday? When I’m at work?

    *sighs in a frustrated way*

    I’ve also got a headache from being in the sun without enough water…which isn’t making the world any shinier right now, which is a shame, because I was quite looking forward to coming home to a nice door (well, an okay PVCU door) and a nice ceiling (I didn’t think they’d get *all* of it done, but more than that…). Not least it’d’ve been nice because there’s lots left to do in the rest of the house (including assembling a bunch of shelves which we can’t currently put up ‘cos we can’t get to the wall :-/

    Poot.

    *le sigh*

    Anyhow, I’m going to go and try and stare at the ATNC book and ignore the headache (and yes, I’ve taken painkillers :-p )

  • Where’d autumn come from?

    So, yesterday, while being chilly it didn’t feel icy cold; today I had to wipe the windows on the car before moving and it felt pretty darn nippy getting into ‘becca. The house, if you leave doors open has that cold-cold feeling, and I’ve actually turned the heating on (although this is no-doubt assisted by the fact there’s a 1100mm wide hole in the rear wall which is ‘boarded up’ using the cunning technique of sticking 4 nails in a board loosely applied over the apparture.

    I love having builders in…

    So, today is serious ATNC day. I’m up, I’ve given up on the hoped for early arrival of the builders and after about 10 minutes of wandering around the house hunting for the old ATNC manual (they’re both the same, but the new one didn’t survive the post so well and hasn’t got my hand-scrawled notes in the margin). I also have a pile of CDs next to me which need ripping (‘need’, is perhaps more accurate). We, on our trip to the states got:

    Radiohead – In Rainbows
    The Zincs – black pompadour
    The Linn Youki Project – (hash*)01
    Sub Debs – She’s So Control
    Folk Impolosion
    The Duhks – Fast Paced World
    Blinker The Star - Bluish Boy (free single)
    Graham Coxon – The Golden D (free single)
    Joal Rush – Imagination (free EP)
    spinART’s bundle of joy (free promo album from spinART records)
    Jean Claude NAIMRO – Digital Dread
    The Pierces – Thirteen Tales of Love and Revenge
    Regina Spektor – Soviet Kitsch
    Sonya Heller – Fourth Floor
    Ramona the Pest – Little Knives

    I’ve also still got my copy of Seanan McGuire’s Stars Fall Home to rip (because my Hackintosh was having a sulk about CD Ripping, and the Shiny Mac’s CD-Rom’s finicky; but hopefully with Max we seem to actually be having some luck. I’ll see though, when I actually listen to the first CD Rip of the day :) ).

    The irony is, the idea was it’d be easier for me to listen to my music once ripped, ‘cos I can listen ‘anywhere in the house’ to ‘any cd’. Only, since the 10.4 mac and the 10.5 mac don’t like talking all the time, and the linux PC I’ve not sorted out networking on, and frankly, the Music ‘n’ video (10.4) mac is louder than I’d like – but the network’s not quick enough to stream video over (actually, it might be now…but at any rate I’ve not got a silent machine to put in the lounge to be the video / music player) – so actually I end up not listening to as much as I’d like. I rather liked the dinky shuttle PC with it’s touch screen – that’d be ideal because then I wouldn’t have to turn the TV on to select a track, which is more hastle than going to the CD box and getting the darn CD out :)

    Never mind.

    Anywhy, it’s time for me to set to and work (now I’ve found my ATNC manual) and learning shall be afoot. Incidentally, if anyone’s got about a spare 12-14 hours, I could do with them. I need to service the DAF and am running out of occasions when it might actually be (a) warm (b) dry (c) in time to do it. It may have to get done next weekend before nights, just so it’s *done*.

    *Now, the problem with using an old PC keyboard on a mac is not knowing where some of the keys are, in this case, where the hell have they put the hash (aka pound) symbol?

  • Spam spam spam spam Spam spam spam spam

    Well, what do you expect. Overtired, ‘s me. I can’t seem to get up to doing any work of any substance, but I did do the Manual Handling Online Doojit for my agency work; and similarly effective work wise was organising the delivery of items from our wedding list (they’re coming!). My main problem, today, I feel is a complete absence of coffee. I had a lousy cup of Earl Gray that I made this morning… and that’s it. How am I meant to survive on that?!

    On the plus side I have the bits required to fix the two broken windows (and apart from one of them being on the upper floor of the house, reachable only by a ladder, then it should be all hunky dory. Of course, the fact it’s cold and horrid at the moment, as a general rule, does mean that I’m less enthused about fixing them.

    The hammering and general thunking that’s going on doesn’t help with studying either, to be brutally honest, and while I’m terrified to realise that thanks to the wonderful shift-rostering I’ve done in conjunction with my ward manager I’m working nights again the week after next… so I really need to get my lazy ass in gear and get understanding this course, the fact is I’m just too frigging tired today :(

    What I may do, however, is eat another plum.

  • This is your brain on no-sleep

    So, ‘scuse the post spam, but I thought I should clarify that whilst I’m exhausted I am up and surviving the day. I don’t feel as attrociously awful as I might – although my stomach is still churning away. Maybe microwave lasagne and microwave mushroom stroganoff is not the way to live. I’m sure it is possible to live healthily with only a microwave, for my mum has some incredibly cunning microwave only recipes, but we don’t…

    I am sitting awaiting the arrival of the builders so I can head out to Lidl and get the Orchids and the USB hub. I’ve made the world’s worst cup of tea, which is a shame, ‘cos it’s probably the only hot drink I’ll get today. I’ve sadly noticed that the sockets I sunk in the kitchen aren’t even. They’re all within about an inch of each other, but it’s quite frustrating to realise how far out one of them is. Well, one of the ones that was meant to be level. I may end up tetrising the kitchen, or I may end up just plain tiling it, but either way I’m going to have to try and hide the misleveling of the plugs. For all my laughing at the people who built the house’s failure to use a level I’ve gone and bloody done it myself :)

    Ah well.

    In other news….uh….what was I going to write here?

    I’ve done some more of the ATNC course…no, that wasn’t it… I don’t think I was planning to write about the DAF (ting ting ting), or the poems or that we wrote out the order of the ceremony… poot. I did have something to say. Well, expect more post spam if it comes back to me.

    Ah, no, you’re saved. So, yes, I e-mailed one of the ‘we’ll get you to Vancouver’ companies, it seems that the schedule we’d laid out was about right; assuming they’ll let me apply with only 1-and-a-bit year’s experience. I’m praying that they will, because I really want to get out of Slough. And I’d rather do it in a civilised one-step-leap rather than a move-elsewhere-then-abroad-twin-step-leap which it would have to be, because I concur with Kathryn’s desire to be out of Slough at the end of another year.

    One of the things which struck me, is my brain’s inability to understand the size of the world. The world can seem so very small, just yesterday we chatted to Sarah on the phone, and a couple of weeks ago we were sat in her lounge chatting away. Getting my brain to follow the reality that they’re thousands of miles away is hard. That hours must elapse on planes between seeing them and seeing my family isn’t something which comes easily to my head…

    Anyway, now you’re awake, whatcha doing with your day?