Kate’s allegedly a human (although increasingly right-wing bigots would say otherwise). She’s definitely not a vampire, despite what some other people claim. She’s also mostly built out of spite and overcoming oppositional-sexism, racism, and other random bullshit.
So she’s either a human or a lizard in disguise sent to destroy all of humanity.
Either way, she’s here to reassure that it’s all fine.
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Turning it all around
So, I’ve got no money coming in this month beyond the basic – the income I ‘always’ get – although I might manage to get paid by the NHS for my commuting fees – but that’s (a) in the future and (b) less than 1/3rd of what I’d hoped to earn over this month. So,…
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Où est ma palette ?
I seem to have wandered into shit creek again. I don’t know if I’ll get away with it this time – there’s no shifts for the whole of August. None. Not one. Left it too damn late. The words ‘tighter than a drag queen’s hot pants’ spring to mind. On the plus side – I…
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OverCaffinated
I’ve over caffinated myself. Two coffees at 7:00 and 8:30 – and now it’s 23:47 and I can’t bloody sleep. I’m going to do my Summative personal assessment for my A&E placement (since I can’t sleep). I’m really going to miss that place, but I need to earn some money – so I guess… yeah.…
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Pride 2005 the video
Yes, finally finished. It’s here for your downloading pleasure.
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Water water everywhere and only bottled to drink
It are raining. It’s been raining most of the day. So what happens? Our water main has exploded! Voosh! And uh, we’ve now got no water. Apparently we’re not going to have any water all day. Brizzy water have turned up and given us some finest bottled tap. Mind you it did provide a huge…
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This chair is very uncomfortable…
That’s the primary thought in my head. Well, uncomfortable and not designed for laptop computer usage. It’s a wicker chair, with a cushion on it. It’s all lumps and arms that are too hard and too high. I’m not a big fan of wicker. It looks nice though. That’s all a lie of course.
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“It’s very relaxing”
That’s what everyone keeps saying every time they come in to my parents room. Every time. For the last 2 days that I’ve been here, the same track of Tibetan Buddhist chanting has been playing, continuously, on repeat. It’s not a complaint, it’s beautiful music, slightly sad, but very relaxing. Which helps. My dad has…
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Absence
I’m going down to my parents today. I went down yesterday with Trey… coincidences… Trey was off sick yesterday, I filled up my car with petrol without needing to, I walked a longer route to the education centre than usual – so I heard my phone ring (normally it’s on silent during the day)… …so…
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Summer’s comin’
Bleh. It’s nearly time for my August holiday (6 entire weeks of ‘relaxation’) My plans for the summer are subject somewhat to change, depending on variables like – how my dad’s doing, how my car’s coping, when I get my bike back, money… But, all in all, it’s pretty simple.
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that humour test thingie
the Cutting Edge (60% dark, 43% spontaneous, 27% vulgar) your humor style:CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK Your humor’s mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there’s something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren’t in and of themselves confrontational. You probably have…