Grump

When I was trying to buy my Austin 1300, every person I rang said “Oh, it sold”. Way over priced, virtually scrap ones were selling for 800 quid. Now I’m trying to sell mine I can’t get rid of the damn thing.

It’s been on Car and Classic for two weeks

It’s been on e-bay for a week (87 watchers, no bids, ended).

It’s not the cheapest on there, but that’s ‘cos it’s actually got an MOT and and runs and shit like that.

Bollocks to it.