One problem

One problem with the house being a complete bloody tip (which it is, and that’s mostly my fault, because it’s full in every last corner with stuff that my mum wanted to bin that I thought ‘hey, I should e-bay that’) is that I can’t fracking find *anything*. I’m meant to be shooting shots of the stuff to sell, but I can’t find the fracking tripod *anywhere*. And it must be here somewhere, but I’ve no flipping idea where. I have looked everywhere sensible, and now I’m off to look dumb places.