100% Dumbass

General

For the *third* time since I got this job I’ve got my shifts wrong; always with the turning up for an early when I’m not actually on. Today I went for turning up for an early after sleeping really badly – and I’m not on duty today at all.

For frack’s sake.

Why?! I did that, like, once is my last place. Now I have to drive for half an hour down the M25 and the M4 I seem to be obsessed with fucking up. Bah. I am very tired.

KateWE

Kate's allegedly a human (although increasingly right-wing bigots would say otherwise). She's definitely not a vampire, despite what some other people claim. She's also mostly built out of spite and overcoming oppositional-sexism, racism, and other random bullshit. So she's either a human or a lizard in disguise sent to destroy all of humanity. Either way, she's here to reassure that it's all fine.