I’m beginning to think that the entire purpose of the Midwifery pack is to wind me up, and to cause me as much stress as is humanly possible. I’d just declarred it finished. Actually finished. Ready to print finished. And I decided, because of paranoia to burn a copy of my work folder to CD (I know, Lauren, you leant me that harddisk, but somehow some 6th sense just said ‘don’t plug it in, just burn a CD, you know that works). While it burned the disk I picked up the black (hrm, evil?) folder I’d selected to put the paperwork in.
At some point in my organised phase I put the ‘Portfolio Management’ page in – this came with, but separate from, the learning pack. It’s the page which gets signed to say “there is content in here that meets these learning outcomes”. It lists the learning outcomes. It never occured to me to check that the table of learning outcomes in the pack matched the ones on the fracking portfolio management page. Oh no. No it didn’t.
It never fracking occured to me they have one set in the fracking pack and an entirely different set on the page with the signatures on. No. This is because I am clearly failing to imagine every possible outcome. I have therefore spent an *hour* reading through the pack working out which questions meet which outcomes for the wrong sodding outcomes.
AAAAAAuuuuuuuuuggggggghhhhhhhhh. BASTARD BASTARD people. FRACK.
Now I’ll go do it *again*. Rewrite the table. I have now, officially, ceased to care.
