Digestives

I’m told that you don’t have digestives in the land of the free. How can this be?!. A chocolate covered digestive biscuit is the food of the gods. I’ve actually eaten entire 500g packets of digestives without really thinking about it. Just by munching them through a morning.

They are the very basis for cheesecake. Without digestives, a cheesecake is incomplete. And for a Don’s Delicious Desert, well. Without digestives, all you’ve got is ice-cream, bananas and liquour; with digestives, well, a desert fit for a king.

Why this bizzareoid semi-rant? Well, because I made the mistake of opening the Orange Chocolate digestives this morning. I can’t stop myself. I keep thinking, “oh, I’ll just have one more”…

Help!