Return of Pyoorcam: The revenge of the mutant starfish

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So, it’s back. It’s back and crapper than ever before.

Yes, now with reduced image quality (can’t be arsed to set up my nice Intel ProShare camera) the webcam is back: pyoor.deed.webcam. So…

If anyone can tell me how, in Javascript, to get the size of a file (ideally without fetching the bastard thing first) and store that size in a variable; that’d be a real help. Otherwise I may have to just leave it the way it is.

Which’d be a shame, ‘cos I’d like to bring back my idents into service.

If anyone’s feeling *really* enthusisatic what I want to write is a script which:
Stores the size of the last image: If it hasn’t changed when it goes to refresh the image then instead of sending the webcam image refreshes with random file from the locally stored idents.

The only thing I honestly don’t know how to do; and don’t even know if it’s possible is to read the size of the last image off the server. I’m presuming this could be done with a http request; but I don’t know enough about javascript; and my 20 minutes of fiddling (when I should’ve been working) haven’t lead me to a solution.

KateWE

Kate's allegedly a human (although increasingly right-wing bigots would say otherwise). She's definitely not a vampire, despite what some other people claim. She's also mostly built out of spite and overcoming oppositional-sexism, racism, and other random bullshit. So she's either a human or a lizard in disguise sent to destroy all of humanity. Either way, she's here to reassure that it's all fine.