Category: I’m a mechanic me…

  • Exhausted

    [Both in the awful pun sense and the accurate description of the car sense]

    Yesterday I spent the day with John (and for the first half of the day) Nikki, attempting to hand-build an exhaust to fit my beloved Rebecca’s LCB Manifold.

    See, I could just about justify the money for the front part of the system, the LCB frontpipe; but the cost of the whole system was more than I felt I could justify; especially with that Janspeed silencer and a stainless steel back section kicking around in the garage.

    So, we set about creating an exhaust on Friday, using the LCB front pipe and a sleeve to get that to join to the Janspeed silencer. It looked like, with a bit of a gimp on the angle the silencer went in, we should be able to join it to the backsection.

    It went a bit pearshaped though (more…)

  • It’s 9.49am in Amsterdam

    And, interestingly, 11.49 pm in Anchorage…

    So yesterday, yet again, I ordered a huge pile of stuff I shouldn’t have. But it’s time to finish what I started with Rebecca. The only ‘expensive’ bit was the front section of exhaust, but I am now heartily sick of having an engine that noticably gets short of breath at 60 mph. Not only that, but I sold the carburettor to Nikki a good few months ago, and am yet to actually give her it (since it’s still on my engine). So hopefully I can get that sorted over the weekend… I’ll have to attack the silencer with an anglegrinder to have even the faintest hope of making it fit…
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  • Mwiffle

    So.

    Today I need to work.

    But first, I want to get the bits ordered to sort my car out properly. In January I’m going to have to be commuting to/from hospital and it looks increasingly unlikely that I’ll have sorted out Claire’s (the ‘zed’s) rusty frame by then; although I do need to get her engine taken down to London soonish.

    At any rate, having a failing starter motor and peeing oil out is not really ‘ideal’ for a daily commute, and since I’ve actually managed to slightly reduce the credit card burden; at least temporarily; I’ve decided that I’m going to fork out the money to finish off my Rebecca’s engine upgrade.

    However, it turns out that one component I need I can only get from a local motor factors; having rung round specialists all morning they only do one version of this particular component; and I want the OEM doesn’t leak part, not the Pattern leaks like sieve part (which I’ve already got).

    I also want to get these parts *soon*; because I am not wildly keen on the working-on-car-outside-in-winter game that I’ve played before. The garage remains ‘full of crap’. I’ve just e-mailed another Marina/Ital club to try to see if anyone wants them before they go on e-bay.

    I also need to get rid of the Hoover 1346A I picked up off Freecycle, having now got an oh-so-shiny Dyson DC01. Well, maybe not too shiny, but it’s in remarkably good condition for a second hand hoover. Of course, as is traditional it didn’t work when I got it; but it took me all of several minutes to fix it; the cable had broken at the point where it entered the hoover body; the cable is now, of course, about 2 inches shorter, but the hoover sucks like a good’un, so I’m happy.

    But it does mean I’m now the ‘proud’ owner of 4 hoovers. A Goblin wet’n’dry, a Hoover Junior 119, a Hoover 1346A and a Dyson DC01. I don’t know how popular Dysons are in ‘merkia, but in hoovering terms they suck more shit up per pass than any other hoover I’ve encountered.

    Indeed, our lounge, which was hoovered on Friday, well… lets just say that what came up was quite impressive. I guess how little came up is a testament to the 1346A ;-)

    Were Dysons quite such a cleaning revolution in ‘merkia? I wonder.

    Anyway. I think that’s sufficent rambling for today.

  • And the sun set….

    ….after a really good weekend.

    James (ex-flatmate, for the uninitiated, and all round decent bloke (and it turns out, bloody brilliant portrait photographer)) and Chrissy came to visit this weekend…

    …and I just had a bloody good time.

    Here’s some pictures of Sunday’s jaunt to Ashton Court (flying Kate’s *rockin’* kite)…

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  • Mmm, tasty brown goo.

    So, there are levels of not-going-well for a week.

    Missing my lecture because I got drenched, that wasn’t particularly good.
    Having the alternator fail on my car, that wasn’t particularly good either.
    Having the new drive arrive from Scan and singularly fail to work? That also didn’t fill me with joy.
    Trey missing her riding lesson because of screwed up public transport, again not brilliant.
    My PC deciding to let out the magic scent of burning silicon last night? That again wasn’t great.

    The new powersupply sourced this morning (which meant that Trey had to take public transport to her lesson…) looked to have cured the problem. Indeed I was feeling somewhat ‘stupid’… (more…)

  • Doing so well…

    So, I had this plan today: Swim, Clean, Fix car, Lunch, Shower, Work.
    It was slightly modifyable by when the DVD+-R/W/RW/Z/Q/R/an/do/m/L/e/tte/r/s drive arrived, to include ‘fit new drive’.

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  • Shiny shiny pumpy pumpy

    Finally got the new pump on the car; although the job itself wasn’t terribly difficult, the weather conspired to make it as unpleasant as feasibly possible. The only thing which could have made it substantially worse was the addition of say, sleat, or perhaps a sudden cold-snap. Although it’s chillier than it was anyway.

    But, apart from the odd scraped knuckle and having to shorten a hose by a couple of mms, the job was suprisingly pain free and simple. Although the extra 20 quid the new pump cost (on top of the mini pump’s price) – that was inconveniently painful. At any rate, a quick check suggests it’s on okay and no longer leaking.

    Given the weather conditions I felt it might be ‘wise’ to sort out the electrical problem which has plagued my car since the new engine was put in; that of the side light not working – new bulb didn’t solve it – and the alternator not charging the battery when the heater was on, that also was winding me up – and I deemed it to be a problem given the current weather conditions.

    So – the light, that was easy enough – a broken wire to the bullet connector (mmm, lucar) had disconnected the side light. One new bullett connector, enough solder to fill the titanic and that was done.

    But the charging? I found a loose connector on the Alternator yesterday – and hoped that might be it, but no. Still not working. So today I spent a happy half hour cleaning every single damn connector on a 1964 Morris Minor fusebox (courtesy of Nikki) – it really was appulingly filthy – worse than the one on the car, but it meant I could just clean it and stick the new one on in place of the old one. Much easier than trying to note which wires went where…

    …having done that – problem solved. I need to find some vaseline (I had some, somewhere) to smear on all the connectors – stop them from corroding again. But still, I think we’re ready for our trip back to my parents. Oh, with Johns help, the exhaust has been resealed – pending me getting the *right* frontpipe for my car. It’s ‘only’ 80 quid.

  • Should’a been big jobs saturday…

    Bugger, that’s what I say.

    ‘Bugger’. Yes.

    So, we headed north, north and east, to the east-middle-bit of the UK, where Trey’s mum lives; (grrr, typed mom). Anyway, having got here I noticed something, but I thought “I’m not going to look at that, at least, not too hard”. But eventually, I felt it was necessary – my car’s leaking… coolant. Yes.
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  • Où est ma palette ?

    I seem to have wandered into shit creek again. I don’t know if I’ll get away with it this time – there’s no shifts for the whole of August. None. Not one. Left it too damn late.

    The words ‘tighter than a drag queen’s hot pants’ spring to mind.

    On the plus side – I went swimming this fine morning, and managed to actually swim lengths with no float. Killed me, but I did it….

    …and we arranged to go take photos of Brizzy North Baths – before they shut it.

    …and with the help of the Nikkimeister, Claire (the ‘zed) is entirely in bits, and the engine is allllll ready to head londonwards. Now I just need to learn to weld; oh, yes, and have enough money to buy the metal and the gas and the welding wire – yeah. That too. Arse.

  • I love my bike

    I had a what is technically termed ‘a shit shift’. Nothing really went wrong, but it was less fun than standing with your feet in a bucket of camel dung while people throw drawing pins (thumb tacks) at you.

    And I came out and I could feel as I got on my bike the dark omen of the crap ride. I was in a bad mood, my bike was stood (irritatingly) in the patch of oil (it generated yesteday as the sun expanded the two stroke in the very full two-stroke tank) and I just knew, gonna be no fun.

    Pulled out and got stuck behind (oddly enough) a HumVee (or however it’s spelt) which appeared to be capable of a staggering 25 mph on Bath’s twisty little backroads – and I started to mutter darkly.

    The whole ride was a melange of crap or dull.

    And then it happened.

    Some tosser in an unlabeled silver sports car with prestige plates (Jon [+3 numbers]) cut me up, and then shot past to the roundabout… the trafficlight controlled roundabout. I prayed. My prayers were answered, the lights were red. He might have been a shit driver, but he wasn’t out-right stupid, so he stopped. I filtered. We shared the white line space.

    He took off, from the left lane (of 4) he swerved across the traffic to the right lane (of 4), over took a car at the lights on the roundabout and then swerved back to the left lane to shoot up the 2+ lane of the next stretch of dual carriage way.

    I prayed again. please let the lights be red.

    And as I rounded the corner I punched the air, they were red, his brake lights came on and he stopped…. At this junction there’s a bus/bike/taxi lane, so I didn’t even have to filter and I pulled up next to him. My battered, dented, faded, multicoloured MZ unevenly ring-ting-tinging next to his 100k (?) sports car. I prayed again, I’ve never been good at fast pull aways when I’ve been trying, but I needed this one to be perfect. I didn’t want to wheelie, I wanted it to be controlled and leave him in that beautiful cloud of 2 stroke blue.

    The lights changed, and I shot off like a monkey sitting on a fire, and fuck me backwards if I didn’t leave him in the dirt. Of course, he shot past after 50mph, performing another similar manouver to before at the next roundabout… but just to make life that bit more beautiful, the lights changed and he was stuck at them, behind a car, and I filtered my way to the front.

    Oh, the joy of pootling at 45mph in a 50mph zone with a tosser in a sports car desparate to pass you. Having overtaken the car I was not-really-trying-to overtake he again shot past, getting stopped at the next set of lights, where he turned off left. And I must admit, I punched the air again as I pulled up level on my ‘zed.

    I love my bike. I even gave it a hug tonight, it’s made me feel that much less pissed off.