Category: General

  • characterlikeme:

    thepoliticalnotebook:

    @vox takes on the trope of the hypercompetent female sidekick. You know her – the one who’s the smartest, toughest and most capable yet ends up being rescued by the less talented, but extremely straight, white, cisgender and male hero. 

    This intersects well with discussions about the pay gap and obstacles women face in their careers. For those of us who aren’t straight white cisgender men – the persistence of being typecast as not-the-hero (or the boss, or the leader, or the expert commenter) despite qualifications, talents and capabilities is a lived reality. 

    Article is here: http://www.vox.com/2016/4/18/11433378/heroes-female-sidekicks

    Images: Table stating which character is most competent, who gets captured, and who saves the day. Examples included are:

    • Quentin and Alice from The Magicians (2015 tv adaptation), 
    • Peter/Star Lord and Gamora from Guardians of the Galaxy (2014),
    •  Emmet and WyldStyle from The Lego Movie (2014), 
    • Harry and Hermione from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets(2002), 
    • Neo and Trinity from The Matrix (1999), 
    • The Inspector and Penny from Inspector Gadget (1983), 
    • Luke and Leia from Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.

     In every example, the male character saves the day, while the female character is more competent and gets captured.

    The text in the image beneath the table is an excerpt from the article that reads:

    The trope is part of the double-edged sword of our very, very slow crawl toward telling more diverse stories across all forms of media. Culturally, we’ve begun to realize that it might be a good idea to expand our focus to include more than straight white cis men — but even as we begin to include more women and queer people and people of color and trans people in our stories, we continue to overwhelmingly reserve the hero role for straight white cis men. Everyone else is relegated to supporting roles.

    (This, incidentally, is part of why so many lesbians and people of color die on TV: We’re creating more roles for them, but not necessarily hero roles. Supporting roles. Disposable roles.)

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    traversefamilypicnic:

    dukeofbookingham:

    romanticdaydreams:

    I saw this on my professor’s door and I can’t even deal with the accuracy.

    This will never stop being hilarious

    tag yourself im 6 and 16

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    wilwheaton:

    (via TrollX)

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    caitlinriley:

    caitlinriley:

    numbr87:

    caitlinriley:

    When boys try to act like they know more than you ????

    Update: He unmatched me after I sent that response ????????
    Some boys just can’t hang

    This is honestly still my favorite tinder moment and that’s a lot considering I met my boyfriend on there hahahahahaha

  • darkestporcelaingod:

    taste-is-sweet:

    pomegranateandivy:

    canisfamiliaris:

    gamzees-hole:

    razzretina:

    sarahsellaphix:

    officialgarrusvakarian:

    we-are-star-stuff:

    zerostatereflex:

    An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

    Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

    I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

    Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

    Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

    My friend who worked at Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, Nebraska had a similar story.  Rare fish were disappearing, they suspected theft, and so set up a camera. An octopus was unlocking the top of its tank, walking across the suspended walkway, unlocking the other tank, eating his fill, re-locking the other tank, then re-locking its own tank.

    I can’t remember what zoo this happened at, but there was another octopus somewhere who was unscrewing a water valve in the room where its tank was located and routinely flooding the place. The staffers had no idea what it was until they filmed the octopus caught in the act.

    RELEASE THE KRAKEN!! But, sir, it has already released itself!

    Octopus Steals Video Camera, Films Own Escape

    Octopus Escapes from Tank to Prowl on its Neighbors

    Octopus Escape — 600-pound (272-kilogram) octopus wriggles through a passageway the size of a quarter

    Legging It: Evasive Octopus Has Been Allowed to Look for Love

    Octopus Escapes through Small Hole in Ship

    My dad worked in a lab and one of the rooms had a tank with an octopus in it. If they didn’t go play with the octopus he got bored and would climb out of his tank and steal the paperwork off the desks, and drag stuff into his tank to let the scientists know he was upset with them.

    Octopus urban legends.

    Davy Jones is the real deal

  • tinierpurplefishes:

    ladyanalinguist:

    king-ace-the-turtle:

    rubes-dragon:

    whimmy-bam:

    diva-gonzo:

    dumbass-oikawa:

    conservative-libertarian:

    221books:

    fuckyourwritinghabits:

    cornflakepizza:

    winchesterbr0s:

    hesmybrother-hesadopted:

    czarnoksieznik:

    beesmygod:

    “chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

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    it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

    what the hell

    This makes me really chuffed

    This post is quite egregious

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    Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

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    goddamnit.

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    all of you go to hell

    And you wonder why i am boggled at times

    These are called contronyms! A word that is its own opposite.

    Why the fuck do these exist

    What’s not to love about language?

    The newer usage of “to fuck with” is doing this, too. The first couple of times I ran into that, I was really confused.

  • micdotcom:

    After news broke Wednesday that five of the biggest banks in the nation were still “too big to fail,” Sen. Elizabeth Warren is once again sounding the alarm about the scourge on our system. In a Facebook post, Warren called out those who have tried to deflect the blame and pointed to a new "giant, flashing" warning sign.”

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    kuklarusskaya:

    yayamartin:

    thisclockworkheart:

    sjwcansuckmydick:

    thisclockworkheart:

    Because why not? ;-) 

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    I don’t think this counts as dancing.  Or even skipping really.  It’s more of an exagerated waddle

    So. Let me tell you about the day I took this video. It was the 1 year anniversary of my open heart surgery. It’s about a year old, and I’d say it’s pretty safe to say I’ve improved since then. In case you don’t agree, let’s take a look at some more at my exaggerated waddling.

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    Waddle.

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    Waddle waddle.

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    *rolls across the floor*

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    Clearly I am immobilized by my own mass.

    Oh wait… that’s not it, is it? It sort of seems like the opposite. Almost as though the ability to dance is based on strength, effort and passion and not on being skinny. Strange concept I know, let’s see if you can wrap your tiny little mind around it. 

    not to mention she wasnt waddling at all.. That was clearly a jete, chasse, and assemble.. not waddling. ballet…

    Yo. Professional ballerina speaking here.

    Clearly she is performing a saute arabesque, chasse, step-step, assemble devant with arms in fifth. 

    And as a teacher too, I can’t find much technically wrong with it at all. 

    Which means not only is she a gifted dancer, she has a wonderful technical foundation that she is executing properly and with lovely mannerism.

    Being a ballerina isn’t about how much you weigh. Give me this girl ANY day for a student or dancer to work with. Clearly she has the knowledge and the passion, which means she will be a joy to work with. 

    Also, for those of you criticizing, you clearly have NO idea how difficult it is to execute a develope ecarte derriere the way she is at the barre in one of her later photos. This takes YEARS of dedicated training, as well as extensive natural facility, such as turnout, which she clearly demonstrates here. 

    So maybe before you peons thinking you’re masters of ballet judge dancers based on weight, you should actually learn about ballet and technique. Because if you had, you’d recognize that this girl clearly has technique—unlike your basic asses.