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marlynnofmany:

shadesofmauve:

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somewhatgreatexpectations:

naked-mahariel:

zeplerfer:

weeping-wandrian:

why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)

Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow

Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday

Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.

english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh

Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”

Lingible (adj): meant to be licked

Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked

Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick

Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer

Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear

and my personal favorite

Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish

This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.

“Defenestration” is one of my personal favorites, thanks to Eva Ibbotson.

These are so good! I always remember defenestration because “Fenster” is the German word for window.

I have such an urge to cornobble someone right now.

THERE’S A WORD FOR THAT? 

You have no idea how happy this makes me. 

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Muahahaha!

Reblogged for important gif contribution to post, and, indeed, humanity.