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shadesofmauve:

This is my hiding-in box! It is the PERFECT SIZE. I kind of don’t want to recycle it.

I love how implements targeted at a male demographic have ridiculously macho names.

SUBJUGATE YOUR LAWN’S EXCESS GROWTH with TWIN FORCE! (presumably an attack mower… THE HIGH TENSILE STEEL BLADES WILL SEVER THE INSURGENT GRASS AT ITS BASE… ELIMINATING ALL UNWANTED GREENERY PROLIFERATION!)