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A snail eating grass.

This is clearly a fake because we have both snails and slugs in our garden and the damn things never, ever eat grass.

All they eat is ‘things we might try to grow to eat or to look pretty’. Those plants they devour.

Our grass however can grow to a foot tall with nary a nibble.

I submit the above and suggest this must just be an exceptional piece of work with photoshop, presumably by the snail promotion council.