my mom is nursing these kittens because their mommy got hurt, they have no patience
This is EXACTLY how Calliope pantsed me in front of my housemate.
(Do you tie your pajama waist ties? I don’t. I never thought there was a reason to tie your pajama waist ties.)
Housemate Xed has seen more of me than he ever bargained for.
I never tied my pyjama waist ties… not until *now*.
Thanks for implanting cat-based-paranoia-thoughts…