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College in two sentences or less.

I love how it’s not something like “wear something smart”. It’s just like “wear something”.


Back when I was at uni (the first time) touring student houses, one of the most surreal experiences was being ‘shown’ around a house at enormous speed. This process involved the woman who was showing us round literally opening a door, announcing that it was a bedroom/lounge/kitchen then slamming it quickly. Most of the rooms were in almost total darkness with the curtains drawn, and in one lying spreadeagled on the floor was a semi-naked man.

She then hustled us through the kitchen (containing a washing machine and tumble direr literally packed full of newspaper) before kicking us out on the street and staring at us until we left the road.

Strangely, we decided to stay in University accommodation instead.