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Oh god damn it.

So, I had a lovely morning, until 10:32. Because at 10:32 I remembered the appointment that I was meant to be at, at 10:00. Cue apologetic angst ridden phonecall. New appointment at 11:45.

Perfect. Make it with plenty of time… Return home. Parking Rebecca in the garage get the alignment right with only one in-and-out (required because the road’s too narrow and overgrown to align in one), start reversing in… decide that I’m a little far over to the right, swing the car a little and ‘SCREEK’. Dirty great scratch on the front wheel arch.

Fuckbuckets.

That’s what I say. Bucket loads of fuck.

*sigh*.

Oh, and she’s now sporting a bit of duct-tape holding the front number plate on because last time it caught on one of the many brambles and broke the plastic number plate screw.

I may not do anything for the rest of the day, for everyone’s safety.

KateWE

Kate's allegedly a human (although increasingly right-wing bigots would say otherwise). She's definitely not a vampire, despite what some other people claim. She's also mostly built out of spite and overcoming oppositional-sexism, racism, and other random bullshit. So she's either a human or a lizard in disguise sent to destroy all of humanity. Either way, she's here to reassure that it's all fine.