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Distance from here to work: 18 miles

Time taken on a bank holiday to travel home from work: 1.5 hours

Therefore we can calculate that the average speeed of the Kate who’d not had lunch and was therefore very hungry in the Viva with the slightly suspect cooling system and the ‘no cold air fan’ was: 12 miles per hour.

*gibbers in the corner, while eating food*


Kate's allegedly a human (although increasingly right-wing bigots would say otherwise). She's definitely not a vampire, despite what some other people claim. She's also mostly built out of spite and overcoming oppositional-sexism, racism, and other random bullshit. So she's either a human or a lizard in disguise sent to destroy all of humanity. Either way, she's here to reassure that it's all fine.