No, seriously. I looked on ‘The trainline’ earlier found my tickets, but was unable to buy them due to their site being a mangy piece of crap which had got stuck in a loop where it wouldn’t accept my address details, but nor would it accept that I should be able to log on. I just logged on to try again and although it displayed tickets, when I went to buy them the ‘value’ tickets became unpurchaseable.
It is getting close to the stage where I say ‘fuck this’ and take the car.