Site update.

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My god, I’ve actually updated the bikes page. No, really, I have. Go meet Cherry (who I keep typing as Cheery which is actually how she got her name (“Chirpy chirpy cheep cheap cheery cherry”) (or something)).

The picture of Cherry is, incidentally, very flattering. And yes, I realise that for reasons which are not entirely apparent to me I’ve managed to call all my bikes names beginning with C.


Kate's allegedly a human (although increasingly right-wing bigots would say otherwise). She's definitely not a vampire, despite what some other people claim. She's also mostly built out of spite and overcoming oppositional-sexism, racism, and other random bullshit. So she's either a human or a lizard in disguise sent to destroy all of humanity. Either way, she's here to reassure that it's all fine.