oh holy crap oh holy crap oh holy crap…

…I’m thinking about buying a house. I am thinking… of spending… more money that I’ve ever spent before… on a house… with no roof, with damp, with no heating, no worthwhile electrics, no kitchen… barely any ceilings…

*pause*

No I am fucking terrified. Scared witless. Holy crap, holy crap, oh holy crap, oh holy crap.

Seriously scary.

Okay. Ring. Ask if they’ll accept an offer now.