The Name Meme

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(‘cos I need a break from work)
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet + Street you live on):
Opel York. ‘s crap, innit. Let’s try all the places I’ve lived:
Opel Hazel (Better…)
Opel Hatherley (dreadful!)
Opel Griffin (sounds like a bad fiction writer)
Opel Westridge (sounds like a place…)
and uh
Opel Charlesworth (sounds like a name, but it ain’t a porn star!)

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food + Grandfather’s first name):
Jaffa Cake Albert, or Biscuit Albert. I guess. Hrm, I don’t think this is quite working.

“Revenge of the Mutant Starfish, starring Biscuit Albert!” No.

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left + Favorite restaurant):
Autohome El Compadre (*Laughs* This definately *isn’t* working!)

4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice + Last Vacation Spot):
Sage Dublin (ooh, that’s quite good, that one).

5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied):
Frog Hemel-Hempstead (y’what?! Hardly Anastacisa Beeverhousen (sp.))

6. FLY GIRL ALIAS: (aka J.Lo) – (First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name):
K.El (Sounds like the first chunk of an american radio station name…. “And you’re listening to K-El-Ess, the home of block rockin’ beats” or something).

7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen):
Trey Burdock

8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Went to High School):
Kitten Hemel Hempstead (again, failing here I think).

9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink):
Eclaire Tequila (not so bad…)

10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived):
Thiratne Charlesworth

11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy + Last Name Of Favorite Musician):
o/zone Justine

12. GREASE ALIAS: (Favorite Swear Word + Last Word in Title of Favorite Movie):
Christ Story (oh dear. Technically, my favourite swear word is a phrase which is “Christ on a bike” So you get “Christ on a bike Story” which is slightly surreal. I guess ‘Frigging’ or ‘Sugar’ (I can’t swear at work, I do say ‘Fucking’ a lot outside work, but I um, well, don’t actually *like* the word)).

Hrm. I don’t think this one’s quite worked…


Kate's a human mostly built out of spite and overcoming transphobia-racism-and-other-bullshit. Although increasingly right-wing bigots would say otherwise. So she's either a human or a lizard in disguise sent to destroy all of humanity. Either way, it's all good.