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  • shadesofmauve:

    I’m an accident prone physically inept idiot. Who has managed to injure her finger a week before a gig,

    From meeting you, I’m going to say you’re a regular human (an ace one, but still subject to the default status of ‘not able to completely avoid all incidents, ever’).

    However, that really sucks.

    But try not to beat yourself up too much about it. I can assure you that nearly everyone who arrives in the ED thinks they’re the only person who’s ever injured themselves in their particularly foolish way; and it’s nearly always not the case.

  • plaidandredlipstick:

    the reason male comic book fans work themselves into a frenzied rage over “fake geek girls” is because they think they can’t get a girlfriend because of their love for comic books (a.k.a nerdiness). if they accept that geek girls genuinely love comic books, then they’re left with the cold harsh reality that it’s not their nerdiness that makes them unattractive to women, but the fact that they are misogynistic condescending dickbags who need to be avoided AT ALL COSTS

  • Johnnie Phelps, a woman sergeant in the army, thought, “There was a tolerance for lesbianism if they needed you. The battalion I was in was probably about ninety-seven percent lesbian.”
    Sergeant Phelps worked for General Eisenhower. Four decades after Eisenhower had defeated the Axis powers, Phelps recalled an extraordinary event. One day, the general told her, “I’m giving you an order to ferret those lesbians out. We’re going to get rid of them.”
    “I looked at him and then I looked at his secretary who was standing next to me, and I said, ‘Well, sir, if the general pleases, sir, I’ll be happy to do this investigation for you. But you have to know that the first name on the list will be mine.’ “
    “And he was kind of taken aback a bit. And then this women standing next to me said, ‘Sir, if the General pleases, you must be aware that Sergeant Phelp’s name may be second, but mine will be first.”
    “Then I looked at him, and said, ‘Sir, you’re right. They’re lesbians in the WAC battalion. And if the general is prepared to replace all the file clerks, all the section commanders, all the drivers-every woman in the WAC detachment-and there were about nine hundred and eighty something of us-then I’ll be happy to make that list. But I think the general should be aware that among those women are the most highly decorated women in the war. There have been no cases of illegal pregnancy. There have been no cases of AWOL. There have been no cases of misconduct. And as a matter of fact, every six months since we’ve been here, the general has awarded us a commendation for meritorious conduct.”
    “And he said, ‘Forget the order.’”

    The Gay Metropolis, page 47, Charles Kaiser (via bibliothekara)

    Phelps tells this story herself in the excellent 1984 documentary Before Stonewall, which you can watch in its entirety on YouTube (she’s at 19:30, but really, watch the whole thing): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX7AxQd82H8

    (via theodoradove)

    This makes me laugh every time I see it.

    (via thegreatgodum)

  • I think I want this on a teeshirt.

    (from What if @ XKCD)

  • aceavengers:

    oh my gosh you watched Middleman? that was like the best show ever.

    seananmcguire:

    I love Middleman so much there are no words.

    It was perhaps the most awesome show, although I’m biased because Natalie Morales looks disconceringly like a (much) fitter, much healthier version of me. At least in that show. Not so much any other time I’ve seen her.

    It was cool though, it was like having myself be on TV :)

  • greybeardjim:

    Blah blah handwavium shaped-charge needs to be at that position and angle to hit the fault line *just so* bliddy blah, gimme a scone

    shadesofmauve:

    pyoorkate:

    shadesofmauve:

    …someone’s been talking, haven’t they? Probably one of my former Japanese students (er, formerly students, not formerly Japanese). They all raved about my scones. :P I tell you, it’s only like six ingredients, you should make your own!

    (Actually, if anyone visits me I will totally make them scones, but only if the temperature in the kitchen is below 80. There’s no way I’m turning the oven on for the next few weeks).

    This handwavium might work. Hmm. Just have to figure out whether explaining the way it is or revamping it is more work. :P

    Hrm, do I need to check the forecast and organise some appropriate weather before we come over? ;)

    Talk to Everwest and Caladri. Their goats have a weather machine.

    I’d like you please to imagine that I wrote something hilarious as a follow up to this…

    ….what I’m actually going to do is lie here and go zootlewordle, because my brain appears to have stopped working. Which may be related to the night shifts and the trying to swing back to days and the holyfuckI’mtirednowness

  • m-e-s-t-i-z-a:

    housewifeswag:

    gayspicy:

    im so fucked up over the fact that some countries have free college

    and free healthcare 

    Kinda like their government acknowledges that those are rights not privileges

    But the moment you take those rights for granted they will be taken away.

  • Anonymous:

    What is 50 shades of grey about? And what’s so bad about it?

    middleclassreject:

    dysonrules:

    aconissa:

    50 Shades of Grey was originally fanfiction based on the Twilight series, which was then published as a novel (along with 2 subsequent books). It sold over 100 million copies around the world and topped best-seller lists everywhere. It’s about to be adapted into a film, set to come out early next year.

    It follows a college student named Ana Steele, who enters a relationship with a man named Christian Grey and is then introduced to a bastardised and abusive parody of BDSM culture.

    While the book is paraded as erotica, the relationship between Ana and Christian is far from healthy. The core mantra of the BDSM community is “safe, sane and consensual”, and 50 Shades is anything but. None of the rules of BDSM practices (which are put in place to protect those involved) are actually upheld. Christian is controlling, manipulative, abusive, takes complete advantage of Ana, ignores safe-words, ignores consent, keeps her uneducated about the sexual practices they’re taking part in, and a multitude of other terrible things. Their relationship is completely sickening and unhealthy.

    Basically, “the book is a glaring glamorisation of violence against women,” as Amy Bonomi so perfectly put it. 

    It’s terrible enough that a book like this has been absorbed by people worldwide. Now, we have a film that is expected to be a huge box-office success, and will likely convince countless more young women that it’s okay not to have any autonomy in a relationship, that a man is allowed to control them entirely. It will also show many young men that women are theirs to play with and dominate, thus contributing to antiquated patriarchal values and rape culture.

    REBLOG FOREVER.

    Boycott this fucking movie, for the love of god. These kinds of ideas are dangerous and set us back as a society

  • I should warn you all that I’m increasingly sleep deprived and posting may become somewhat more random.

  • library-lessons:

    Or reading them, either.