









“You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city?”
This is one of the best films in the history of films.










“You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city?”
This is one of the best films in the history of films.

The squash is sweating it out worrying about its future in the pan…. on Flickr.
The squash is sweating it out worrying about its future in the pan….
Thanks to yesterday’s awesome run of cleaning today has been a very pleasant and unstressful meander through errands and things that are not-exactly-errands-but-nice-to-do. We’ve pottered out and done our shopping and it was one of those days where all the shopkeepers, most of whom know us, were chatty and in a good mood too…thus enabling an altogether enjoyable experience to be had by all. Although we’ve now got to take Wild Garlic, Gooseberries and Me along next time we go shopping because our cheesemonger wants to see it… largely because she’s been challenged by us every time we’ve asked for a cheese from it. Probably because they’re all local Irish cheeses that are impossible to get here.
We also stopped off at Hart’s Bakery where we not only had a delicious lunch but also managed to go from not knowing of a cook book’s existence to desiring it greatly. Our favourite restaurant in Bristol is the fantastic Flinty Red, and it turns out one of the chefs behind that has written a cookbook for busy families, which is us. Albeit a small family with just the two of us at the moment, but we lead a time-shifted shift-worker’s lifestyle which means that rapid, interesting meals are integral to our eating… Anyhow, it looks facinating, although I’m yet to discover what the connection is between Hart’s and Flinty Red. Other than that they produce insanely yummy food..
Anyhow, so having munched lunch we headed home and put the bookshelves back in the hall…
repopulated it with books and decided where the ‘tree slab’ is going to go (which will be for hanging coats and such). I’m really looking forward to that being done because it’s been waiting forever for us to do it. We’ve also got some forged iron hooks to go on it which are made into rather dinky little acorns.
We then set to and planted a billion seeds.
Given we’re intending* to move this year we have not ordered any more seeds, but that doesn’t exactly stop us from having about eleventy-billion varieties of seeds (I think we have about 5 varieties of tomato alone). Anyhow, this year, for once I’m moderately determined to get the damn things into pots at the right time and out into the garden at the right time. Which means building the raised beds and moving things and ooooh lots of gardeny stuff which I’m quite looking forward to.
The only problem with that is… I really want my circular saw working which means making a battery adaptor. And getting a battery. This is because it’s old enough that Makita no longer make the battery for it. So my thought process was that I’d pick up a cheap second hand charger and a knock-off LiIon battery for a Makita item and then learn all about 3D printing and make an adaptor that would allow me to mount the nice new LiIon battery on the ancient Makita saw. Clever, no?
Only it turns out that Makita kit still goes for ‘money’ even when it’s broken.
Then I thought well, I’ll get some other brand of battery, but I’d like it to be roughly the right shape and a decent brand, and that so far hasn’t helped.
The tricky thing is I’m generally fairly unwilling to buy stuff unless it’s fairly decent these days. I mean, I know I slip up and by shoddy stuff occasionally (for example I bought the craptastic drill from Agros** so I could get a battery for the marginally less craptastic self-feeding automatic screwdriver thingie who’s name escapes me – and then found the gits had changed the design of the battery, leaving me with a shonky drill that’s barely useful, and an auto-feeding screwdriver that’s also got a crappy battery (I really should get some new cells for that)).
Also, it seems that the various tool manufacturer’s 18v LiIon batteries take a bit of a beating and thus die. Not entirely surprising, to be honest, but it means a lot of the second hand tools come without chargers or batteries. So my cunning ‘buy a tool that I need anyway, that has a decent battery, second hand, that doesn’t help at all. Especially since a lot of people seem to just sell the drill or whatever bare, and the charger separately. So then I go looking at batteries and make a whimpering noise at spending £50 quid on a battery and charger combo…that won’t actually fit the damn thing I need a battery for anyway. Gah. I’m also loathe to spend £50 on a saw that I’ve no idea if it actually works. I mean, the person binning it thought it worked (apart from the duff battery)… But I don’t know.
Never mind, I’m sure some sort of solution will present itself.
* And I’ve started being quite a lot more ‘vicious’ in my book purge cycles, so we better damn well move. Oh yes.
** Yes, I’m well aware that’s not how it’s spelt.
ETA: It turns out I’m 57 varieties of moron. It’s a Ryobi circular saw, not a Makita. This may be why I’ve had such difficulty finding a battery.
ETA(A): No, that’ hasn’t helped at all.

And the shelves my dad built from fruit crates back when my parents got married make their return… on Flickr.
And the shelves my dad built from fruit crates back when my parents got married make their return…
“not every show needs queer characters”
well not every show needs 25 straight white carbon copies of the same characters from every other show ever aired in the history of television yet here we are with ten thousand of you on tv and one of me if I’m lucky
how dare you eat a feast, throw me a bone while I’m starving, and then tell me to be happy that I’m finally equal to you you spoiled entitled brat

A strange lonely planet found without a star
An international team of astronomers has discovered an exotic young planet that is not orbiting a star. This free-floating planet, dubbed PSO J318.5-22, is just 80 light-years away from Earth and has a mass only six times that of Jupiter. The planet formed a mere 12 million years ago, a newborn in planet lifetimes.
“We have never before seen an object free-floating in space that looks like this. It has all the characteristics of young planets found around other stars, but it is drifting out there all alone,” explained team leader Dr. Michael Liu of the Institute for Astronomy at the University of Hawaii at Manoa. “I had often wondered if such solitary objects exist, and now we know they do.”
The discovery paper of PSO J318.5-22 is being published by Astrophysical Journal Letters and is available at http://arxiv.org/abs/1310.0457.
Image: Artist’s conception of PSO J318.5-22. Credit: MPIA/V. Ch. Quetz
Aww, I feel so bad for the poor little orphan planet. All on its own out there in space…

IMG_20150223_220540 on Flickr.
I am quite pleased with the way that our entryway is coming together…
Despite:
– Third of four coats of paint applied to final section of red trim
– Cleaned bedroom, changed bedding, reorganised boxes that are ‘temporarily’ in the bedroom whilst we have visitors coming (in April…)
– Cleaned the bathroom
– Started work on finding my mum’s birthday prezzie
– Finally understanding why Plex is playing some tracks twice (because it’s playing the new rip and then the old ones…)
I still feel fairly negative about today.
Which is annoying.
So, a week or two ago I noticed a job offer. In a hospital in the place I want to work…in about 6-9 months or so.
Only I’ve never seen any ER jobs offered there when I’ve looked, especially not a 0.6 FTE job. Which is what I work now, and what I’d quite like to do in the US, so my best beloved and I can set up a shop all of our very own. So I felt like this was an I MUST APPLY NOW situation.
So I got to work, looked up what a US resume should look like (having only ever written a CV, and that quite a long time ago since every nursing job has been application based), and put together a resume, and then showed it to my mother-in-law and to my USian friend Kate, and said ‘err, is this what a resume should look like?’ Apparently it more-or-less is – after a few tweaks*. So today I submitted the application. It must be said, for all the fact that my resume seems reasonably impressive to me, in my current circumstances I wouldn’t give me the job… well, not if I wanted someone to start *now*. Not because I’m not qualified, but because it may be noticed that my commute would be a little over-long at the moment (requiring 2 flights, or a several hour drive and a, at best, 12 hour flight, followed by another hour’s drive just to get home). Of course we’re scrabbling to get the house ready to sell, I’m in the process of applying for my US registration… it’s all in process… so if they’re happy to wait a few months before I start, it’s all good.
But hopefully they’ll look at it and go ‘Oh, she looks great, damn, she lives in the UK’ and then when I re-apply with ‘we’re moving on date X’ they’ll be all prepared and be excited to have me. I mean, I’m pretty keen :)
Or perhaps I’ll be the most awesomely skilled person they’ve got applying, in which case, I’d very much like the job please thank you very much. ;)
* […]Resume.doc
[…]Resume 2.doc
[…]Resume V2b.doc
[…]Resume 3.doc
[…]Resume Final.doc**
Yes, I really should set up version control in Word, if I must use that loathesome piece of crap… except, at this moment I’ve just remembered I’ve got the Adobe suite. God damn it.
Also, spent a long time trying to make sure I’d worked with lots of specialties, not specialities, realized and not realised, and got a B.S., not a BSc… and so on. I didn’t even realise a BSc wasn’t called a BSc in the states.
** Why is that I only ever spot really minor typographical issues*** after I’ve produced the PDF version?
*** Oh look, 2 hyphens instead of en-dashes, in just two of the dates. Let’s tweak that and make the PDF again.