three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
why?
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU
EXPLAIN
Hahahaha you need to know how to pronounce numbers 1-5 in French to get it ????
Specifically, “quatre cinq” is pronounced “cat sank”. :D
i can’t fucken believe that one of the main arguments against wind farms is that they’re an eyesore
do you know what’s an even bigger eyesore?
not having fuckin trees or coral reefs or glaciers or any number of incredible natural beauties because fossil fuels and pollution and global fuckin warming killed it all dead
There is a famous story told in Chassidic literature that addresses this very question. The Master teaches the student that God created everything in the world to be appreciated, since everything is here to teach us a lesson.
One clever student asks “What lesson can we learn from atheists? Why did God create them?”
The Master responds “God created atheists to teach us the most important lesson of them all — the lesson of true compassion. You see, when an atheist performs and act of charity, visits someone who is sick, helps someone in need, and cares for the world, he is not doing so because of some religious teaching. He does not believe that god commanded him to perform this act. In fact, he does not believe in God at all, so his acts are based on an inner sense of morality. And look at the kindness he can bestow upon others simply because he feels it to be right.”
“This means,” the Master continued “that when someone reaches out to you for help, you should never say ‘I pray that God will help you.’ Instead for the moment, you should become an atheist, imagine that there is no God who can help, and say ‘I will help you.’”
ETA source: Tales of Hasidim Vol. 2 by Mar
I started reading this and was worried it would be something attacking atheists, or bashing religion, but this makes me really, really happy.
imagine that there is no God who can help, and say ‘I will help you.’”
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Yes. YES.
isn’t this how it goes, though? I mean…I don’t think there is a god, I’ve never thought there is a god, and therefore if someone says “help me” I’m like “ok, if I can, if I have the ability to do so, I will help you”?
If there is a god, that’s great, but I’d really like to have a word with them about some of the shit their groupies have pulled in their name over the centuries. But if someone says “help me,” there’s nobody here but me to do the helping, so it’s up to me to do or not do what I can. if I can’t, I’ll try to get someone or something else involved, because hey, this person needs help.
I have no god. I have never had a god. Sometimes I’d really really really like to know what it’s like to believe in a supernatural being, but I don’t, I never have and I’m pretty sure that barring the administration of heavy drugs I can’t, and I’m okay with that. Nobody needs a god telling them what to do in order to be a decent human being: that’s a manufactured need.
I grew up without religion – except in that my mother taught me the different mythologies, the judeo-christian ones among them.
I’ve never understood why a person would need a ‘god’ to tell them to do things which are kind and good and right. You should do them because the deeds are kind and good and right, not because you expect a reward.
Thanks to Gerald Gurian of Star Trek Prop Authority for sharing these terrific candid photographs of Nichelle Nichols on the set of Star Trek. My only complaint is that they’re not in hyperHD.
I imagine whoever came up with the 1030am – 1245 training concept works somewhere not-ER based. I say this because the chances of me ‘just nipping out’ for 2 hours of training on a work day are so laughably minimal that they don’t even bear considering. So instead I scheduled my mandatory training for a day off. Which is how I spent today, or at least, lunch time today.
Of course to achieve this I had to cycle for 35 minutes in to town, and another 35 back out, almost at the hottest part of the day in a heatwave. Which has kinda meant that the rest of the day is not-so-useful. But I was a bit concerned because I did think that cycling through the sun, and more especially the vicious evil pollen might present a problem for me – and this is the real purpose of this meander. See, I have recently bought a neti pot. This, for those not in the know, is a thing which you fill with sterile saline solution and then use to irrigate your nose.
Having checked various articles and entertaining videos on the matter, with phrases like “generally well tolerated” I gave in and got one. And I have to say – and bear in mind this is entirely subjective it does seem to work. It’s hard to give a really accurate assessment because the weather is dramatically different today to how it was a four days ago. But over the last few days I’ve been using the neti pot and my allergies are much, much better.
I’m still lugging around tissues with me, and being able to lay down to sleep is variable, but it does seem to be helping.
That said there are a few things I’ve learned:
– Cold saline is no where near as effective, nor as pleasant as warm
– Overly salty saline is also phenomenally unpleasant
The experience as a whole I’d liken to the hideous feeling you get when you accidentally get water up your nose whilst swimming. I can’t say I enjoy it in any way. Sometimes I get a good flush where it’s not uncomfortable, but sometimes it really is unpleasant. But for me, with such spectacularly lousy allergies (as in barely able to breathe, constantly blocked nose, getting nose-bleeds from blowing my nose so much) – it’s worth it.
Hence the (rare) selfie. I cycled home and yes, my eyes were itchy, but I don’t think I sneezed once whilst I was cycling, and even now I’m a bit snotty, but no-where near where I was a week ago. So yay.
I use the squirt-bottle version, which lets you use a bit of pressure and not tip your head back. I’d say it certainly helps in a palliative way – no idea if it helps further, or at least, no idea if it helps more than ‘being able to breathe enough to sleep’.
ALSO! I JUST found out there are prescription allergy eye drops, and they really do seem to work!! o/ It’s Pataday, here – not sure what the generic name is ‘cause I threw away the box, but the optometrist gave me the sample bottle and now my eyes only itch a little bit, and not until evening. Whoohoo!
(That was a funny eye doc appointment, btw – he gave me allergy stuff but no new contact prescription, and told me the visit was “To be continued!” in a TV voice. Apparently ‘better’ for my severely irritated eyes still looked pretty damn irritated to him.).
I’ve got some OTC* eyedrops (normally I get sodium cromoglicate, but this month I’ve got some other random one that stings like crazy when I put it in, but works really well afterwards, ‘cos they were out of my normal super-cheap stuff). Problem is, they sting like crazy when I put them in… which means I’m loathe to put them in unless my eyes are actually bothering me.
And yes, I know, as a nurse I should be better at this shit ;-)
*Over the counter. Is that a semi-universal term for non prescription meds?
I think Over-The-Counter is a pan-English acronym, but I could well be wrong.
Cromoglicate sounds like a monster that the adventurers encounter while dungeon delving. WARE! IT IS THE DREADED CROMOGLICATE! It doesn’t seem to be used in the US. All the OTC allergy eye drops in the US I’ve seen are Pheniramine Maleate and Naphazoline Hydrochloride (the same concentrations and everything, just marketed under different brands). They don’t usually burn, but when my eyes were super irritated they sure did! My new eye Rx is olopatadine, and it does seem to be helping… though since it’s the drops and not the pill it’s not doing anything for my sneezes.
…good lord. I’m looking at the list of antihistamines on wikipedia and feeling like I’ve been going down the list checking ‘em off. I think I DO need to see an allergist. :P
Yeah, for the longest time I suffered under the self-imposed misapprehension that if I declared that it wasn’t hayfever/allergies, then it wasn’t. Eventually, eyes red and streaming, OTC medication not working anymore I went and begged to see the allergy clinic.
And lo, I had 3 bearable years.
I fear it might be time to go back, because the allergy therapy that I had was expected to wear off after 3 years and… it has. Highly recommend it though – and allergy therapy might be more widely available in the US, I guess. I’m not sure why it’s only through specialist clinics you can get it here – I think because there’s still a lot of research, and also allergy meds are pretty cheap – so the NHS’d rather throw that at you than spend lots on allergy-therapy-meds which are still a fairly new area and probably pretty expensive.
Naphazoline Hydrochloride – the NHS doesn’t rate for allergy stuff, at least as far as I can see. It’s not in my formulary at all, actually, but that is about 6 years old. The only listings I can see are for eye-irritation from dust/air borne particles. And looking at the little bit I’ve seen of how it works I wouldn’t expect an enormous amount of success in treating allergies.
Pheniramine Maleate – we don’t have at all, so far as I can see.
Sodium Cromoglicate is, indeed, an ancient earth beast. It’s formed from the spirits of angered volcanic rock. They periodically rise up and attempt to crush humanity, and the small vials we have as eye drops are from their tears of despair when defeated by warriors.
“We met at camp. We started off as friends. We did archery and rock climbing and art classes together. We each went to the camp dance with a boy, but afterwards we walked around and looked at the stars. Then we joked about kissing. Then we kissed.”
