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  • ‘You can’t arrest the commander of an army!’

    ‘Actually, Mr. Vimes, I think we could,’ said Carrot.  ‘And the army, too.  I mean, I don’t see why we can’t.  We could charge them with behavior likely to cause a breach of the peace, sir.  I mean, that’s what warfare IS.’

    Vimes’s face split in a manic grin.  ‘I LIKE it.’

    ‘But in fairness our–that is, the Ankh-Morpork army–are also–’

    ‘Then you’d better arrest them, too,’ said Vimes.  ‘Arrest the lot of ‘em.  Conspiracy to cause an affray,’ he started to count on his fingers, ‘going equipped to commit a crime, obstruction, threatening behavior, loitering with intent, loitering WITHIN tent, hah, traveling for the purposes of committing a crime, malicious lingering and carrying concealed weapons.’

    Terry Pratchett, “Jingo”
    (And the thing is, we laugh at this because the idea of Sam Vimes arresting two armies IS funny.  But on top of being funny–and on top of Vimes trying to pile on the charges here with this list–Pratchett intended with this book above all else to characterize war as, in itself, a crime.  In this case, a war started because of a lie and because of racial/ethnic/national prejudice.  But we’re meant to be thinking about this.  When is war NOT a crime, when you get down to what most people think crimes are?  Why is killing people okay and legal when it’s war, for one thing?  Why is it legal to loot places when you conquer them?  Why isn’t it murder and theft?  Well?)

  • wikdsushi:

    edwardspoonhands:

    qbnaith:

    atomictiki:

    jasoncanty01:

    atomictiki:

    duchess-of-aquitaine:

    realityofroyals:

    minimiddletons:

    thosedarnwindsors:

    morepopcornplease:

    aletolover:

    wolf-peaches:

    deutschemark:

    regencyduchess:

    Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

    (x)

    I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

    And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

    his composure is just everything I aspire to be

    OMG IT’S BACK!

    CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

    Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

    FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

    THIS is how you deal with terrorists

    Even if you go down you did it with dignity.

    You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

    U don’t fuck with the Queen

    His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

    I just the wikipedia article about this and…wow. David Kang, the student who fired the shots, turns out to have been firing blanks from a starting pistol, not actual bullets. He was sentenced to community service, went on to get his MBA and is now a barrister. So…I guess that turned out pretty well for everybody.

    Queen Elizabeth II is everything I aspire to be.

    Yep, stone cold, hideously wealthy, head of her own religion, and in possession of A BLOODTHIRSTY ARMY OF SWANS.

  • karengilian:

    misscherrylikesitdirty:

    I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

    EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

  • oudeteron:

    rhodanum:

    All found on Twitter, with minimal searching, 48 hours after the Brexit referendum. 

    “Oh but it wasn’t about racism and xenophobia!” 

    “It was about sovereignty!” 

    I am an Eastern European woman, with relatives living in the UK as economic migrants. I am going to make this painfully clear: 

    I DO NOT GIVE A SINGLE RANCID SHIT ABOUT THE LIES BREXITERS HAVE TOLD THEMSELVES. 

    I do not care if you tell yourselves it was about sovereignty or about ‘unreachable elites’ or about legislation. The simple truth is that through your vote, you’re legitimized the festering hatred of fucking fascists in your goddamn country and given them cause to think that they and their repugnant ideology are now free to come into the light. 

    Through your vote, you’ve aligned yourself with the part of British society that wanted out of the EU specifically to stop people like me from coming there and having hassle-free access to your job-market. 

    Through your vote you’ve endangered the safety of both EU nationals and refugees living and working in Britain. My youngest niece was born just days ago in Glasgow and my happiness at a new family member has been tainted by worries for the safety or everyone I love and worries for her future in the UK. 

    Through your vote you’ve also endangered the safety of your own fucking people – because do you think anyone who isn’t White British and England-born is going to come out unscathed, when the far-right comes out to play? The people up there, who voted the same as you did, make it clear that their hatred also extends to Scots and anyone who spits on the ‘little Englander’ mentality.  

    Through your vote, you may have endangered the entire European project, that gave people like me the possibility to force our countries to adopt inclusive non-discrimination legislation and to live and work all over the continent and in so doing, build better lives for both ourselves and our loved ones. 

    Through your vote, you’ve proven that you don’t give a shit about anyone but your own selves and you’re ready to throw everyone else right under the bus. Because happiness and safety and economic well-being should only be for your precious selves, shouldn’t they? 

    May God or your divinity of choice forgive you, because one day you might have blood on your hands. 

    They had blood on their hands before even the referendum day, remember.

  • The U.S. Supreme Court ruled today in a 6-2 vote that domestic abusers convicted of misdemeanors can be barred from owning weapons.

    The majority opinion, written by Justice Elena Kagan, concludes that misdemeanor assault convictions for domestic violence are sufficient to invoke a federal ban on firearms possession.

    The plaintiffs in this case, Stephen Voisine and William Armstrong, both of Maine, had pleaded guilty in state court to misdemeanor assault charges after slapping or shoving their romantic partners. Several years later, each man was found to have firearms and ammunition in their possession in violation of a federal law affecting convicted domestic abusers.

    Both argued that the weapons ban should not apply to them because their misdemeanor cases were for “reckless conduct” rather than intentional abuse.

    Their appeal had been rejected by the 1st U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals, but the plaintiffs carried it on to the Supreme Court, which agreed to hear it. Five justices concurred in Kagan’s opinion, while Justice Clarence Thomas dissented and Justice Sonia Sotomayor dissented in part.

    Domestic Abusers Can Lose Their Gun-Ownership Rights, Supreme Court Rules : The Two-Way : NPR
    (via dendroica)

    Good court decision!

    Terrifying argument on the plaintiff’s part. “I’m not malicious, I’m just dangerously reckless!” is NOT a good argument for being allowed to own a firearm. o_O

    (via shadesofmauve)

  • thehighpriestofreverseracism:

    wvrthy:

    didntfitthenarrative:

    ushasloves:

    thereasonforthewordbitch:

    denisefromoffgrovestreet:

    anenigmaticmosaic:

    pashionforfashion21allday:

    When he pulled out his business card my heart dropped young entrepreneur ????????????????????

    Damn fam that boy going places. Believe that.

    Get it, young man.

    y’all should donate if you guys can

    What’s his name? What locations?

    If you want to support his business:

    Daron Taylor
    10313 Shale Ave
    Cleveland, Ohio, 44104
    216-544-9141
    dslawncare.management@gmail.com
    Paypal: kdukes80@gmail.com
    Instagram
    gofundme

    Love this

    PLEASE SUPPORT HIM, you know they aren’t gonna invite a boy like him to ellen so we gotta big each other up

  • Untitled post 15025

    theactualcluegirl:

    animatedamerican:

    theragnarokd:

    spanishskulduggery:

    barbotrobot:

    spanishskulduggery:

    footybedsheets:

    When men’s toxic behaviour transcends language.

    In Spanish it’s machoplantear which is a combination of macho “male” and plantear(se) “to lay out (an idea) / to consider”

    We could have had hombrexplicar [hombre “man” + explicar “to explain”] and I’m not sure why we didn’t? Some peopple disagree over which is better.

    The noun form is el machoplanteamiento “mansplaining”

    My guess is“hombrexplicar” doesn’t capture the critique of “machismo” in quite as pointed a way; that is, “machoplantear” points directly at the problem/the term already generally used to discuss problems of masculinity.

    Anyway, I’m delighted by all of this.

    You make a very good point

    in hebrew it’s ?????? / hasgvara – basically a mashup of hasbara (explaining, but also carries the implication of ‘propaganda’) and gever = man

    this is the best thing I have seen all week :D

    This needs more languages.

  • Untitled post 15028

    solarbird:

    colatechi:

    auriion:

    Shout out to non-uk citizens that are signing the second referendum petition.

    Please, please for the love of god, do not do it. You all mean well but this is hurting the petition rather than helping, please signal boost this if it isn’t already going around.

    Make sure to spread this as far as you can, all the citizens appreciate the sentiment behind the action and are sure you have nothing but good intentions but the petition WILL fail this way. It’s being called a farce because of all the signatures from people that are not citizens of the UK. 

    Please spread this.

    If you are NOT a citizen of the UK, DO NOT SIGN the reconsider petition!

  • There are approximately 3.3 million Muslim Americans. After the attack in Orlando, The Times reported that the F.B.I. is investigating 1,000 potential “homegrown violent extremists,” a majority of whom are most likely connected in some way to the Islamic State. If everyone on that list is Muslim American, that is 0.03 percent of the Muslim American population. If you round that number, it is 0 percent. The overwhelming number of Muslim Americans have as much in common with that monster in Orlando as any white person has with any of the white terrorists who shoot up movie theaters or schools or abortion clinics.

    I asked a young friend of mine, a woman in her 20s of Muslim heritage, how she had been feeling after the attack. “I just feel really bad, like people think I have more in common with that idiot psychopath than I do the innocent people being killed,” she said. “I’m really sick of having to explain that I’m not a terrorist every time the shooter is brown.”

    I myself am not a religious person, but after these attacks, anyone that even looks like they might be Muslim understands the feelings my friend described. There is a strange feeling that you must almost prove yourself worthy of feeling sad and scared like everyone else.

    Aziz Ansari: Why Trump Makes Me Scared for My Family

    An important read by @azizisbored

    Edit: b/c the NYT has a paywall, I want to make sure that you see this other passage as well:

    Numerous times, [Trump] has said that Muslims in New Jersey were cheering in the streets on Sept. 11, 2001. This has been continually disproved, but he stands by it

    […]

    Mr. Trump, in response to the attack in Orlando, began a tweet with these words: “Appreciate the congrats.” It appears that day he was the one who was celebrating after an attack.

    (via kenyatta)