Category: Tumblr crossposts

Crossposts from tumblr (for posterity)

  • justrollinon:

    so that’s where the “difference between male and female orgasm” meme comes from

    also in context, fucking accurate because, Prince

  • lizzie-mcguire:

    Rest In Peace, Prince (7th June 1958 – 21st April 2016)

  • just-shower-thoughts:

    If Hogwarts is the finest, high class school for witches and wizards I’d love to see a spinoff movie of one of the more ghetto, inner-city magic schools.

  • I almost made a grown man cry today

    tygermama:

    princess-oliver-jonas:

    at work I called out his coffee order and he was like “that’s not how women usually call out my name ;) ;) ;)” so I just blinked and said “I’ll try to sound more disappointed next time then” then walked away

    ????????????????????

    oh my god, you goddess

  • NASA has trialled an engine that would take us to Mars in 10 weeks

    NASA has trialled an engine that would take us to Mars in 10 weeks

    solarbird:

    panbelacqua:

    amy-reblogs:

    annlarimer:

    wilwheaton:

    thinkingingallifreyan:

    honeywaspkittenbaby:

    mindblowingscience:

    NASA scientists have reported that they’ve successfully tested an engine called the electromagnetic propulsion drive, or the EM Drive, in a vacuum that replicates space. The EM Drive experimental system could take humans to Mars in just 70 days without the need for rocket fuel, and it’s no exaggeration to say that this could change everything.

    But before we get too excited (who are we kidding, we’re already freaking out), it’s important to note that these results haven’t been replicated or verified by peer review, so there’s a chance there’s been some kind of error. But so far, despite a thorough attempt to poke holes in the results, the engine seems to hold up.

    Continue Reading.

    Well, I for one am getting my hopes up.

    Warp factor SCHWING.

    “Be waiting out front of the HAB, Watney, we’re not fucking waiting for you to get dressed. Places to be.”

    Guys. Guys. I’ve been following this story for a while now and you don’t get it. Some guy made this and was like “well hi I made a thing and it shouldn’t go but it goes.”

    And the science community was like okay that… there’s no way that works.

    Then they tested it theoretically and it worked.

    Then NASA was like okay but technically this breaks one of Newton’s laws so even if it theoretically goes it won’t like, actually go. So they built it and tested it more and it works.

    So what we have now is the scientific community slowly cautiously freaking out because this GODDAMN EM DRIVE breaks the RULES OF PHYSICS but every time we test it, it FUCKING WORKS.

    How cool is this????

    Every time we’ve found something “broken” that functions, it means something is wrong with our understanding of reality. The next step is to figure out what, figure out what’s true, and open up a plethora of new scientific discoveries.

    AND HOLD ON WE MAY HAVE A WINNER

  • bishopmyles:

    lol “Cyclops pyramid” xD

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    katblaque:

    chasing-roadrunners:

    katblaque:

    virtualexperiences:

    katblaque:

    emmalinespeaks:

    bakerstreetirregular221b:

    emmalinespeaks:

    katblaque:

    katblaque:

    katblaque:

    katblaque:

    katblaque:

    I didn’t know he was an Insurance Agent when I hovered over his name. Ironically, that is one of the many ways systemic racism is perpetuated. This is the man who’s working on your claim.

    For context: A response to my post about how the thing white men seem to fear the most is political correctness.

    More trash

    more

    More

    I would forward this to his job and 100% not give a fiery fuck.

    His Twitter and business page have been shut down. His Facebook is altered and New York life has posted that they’re investigating. I’m thinking he’s being fired right now.

    Ohhh yes god! Praise justice! I truly hope he did.

    you ruined a mans life for something he wrote on the Internet? he got fired for trolling? you SJW are INSANE

    I find it fascinating how people expect for me to feel sympathy for a man who sent me death threats and rape threats. I hope he loses his license. He has no business working with women or for people of color. I didn’t do anything. All I did was share his threats.

    Also I hate to break it to you’ll but the internet is connected to our physical lives, you don’t get to play pretend. So your employer should be made aware of crimes you commit, rape threats and death threats are criminal offenses

    He literaelly had his employment information public while telling me that he wanted to rape, shoot and lynch me.

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    terriblerealestateagentphotos:

    Access to communal garden, via hastily-constructed death trap.

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    Visit our shop, but don’t blame us for your subsequent sense of loss.

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    deebott:

    adulthoodisokay:

    I am here for Ted Cruz’s college roommate constantly dragging him on Twitter.

    Boii