Category: General

tinierpurplefishes:

pyoorkate:

tinierpurplefishes:

sapphiredoves:

moisemorancy:

niggod:

kevingetem:

a girl who really loves u gon start sounding like ya mom after a while cause she only wants the best for u b

facts

Real shit my nigga.

Wow. I actually do do this. 

“Did you eat yet? Why tf not??”

“Call them and tell them you’re not coming in because you have the flu. I don’t give a fuck what they say! I’ll call them myself and tell them if you need me to!”

“Don’t you buy that damn motorcycle, you gon go speeding everywhere and get hurt! Stay your ass in a car!”

No, but seriously, this is a big part of why single people have a lower life expectancy. Having someone looking out for you makes a difference.

For me, having someone I care about that much has changed some of my life decisions. I worry about her, and thus things I’d’ve considered okay before I now think are too risky.

Excellent point. It does go both ways.

I should add – it’s not a complaint!…. I love that my life feels so much more with her in :)

tinierpurplefishes:

copperbadge:

drgaellon:

elanorpam:

roachpatrol:

out-there-on-the-maroon:

babtest:

so. they made a new german discowrld essentials edition, with a new covers (which is good because the old ones are real bad)

and they are these manga-like ‘build a picture’ style, which i like

but. oh my god. look at that vimes

this isn’t samuel ‘worked the night-shift for 30 years, runs on coffee and spit, has probably not slept more than 3hours any given day’ vimes

this is the guy who played vimes in murder-mystery play, ‘inspired by real events’. hammy acting, horrible script, ‘Clues’ everywhere, heroic fightscenes, big speaches. Vimes threadened to shut the whole thing down for slander.  Sybil probably got an autograph

I’ve been staring at this post for 15 minutes and I can’t stop laughing omg omg I’m seeing stars oh no.

Sybil invited the damn company to the house for their afterparty and you know it.

the actor earnestly explains at one point the fitness routine he undertook to ‘get in character’ for the part of the ‘heroic commander’ while pointing at various melon-sized muscle groups. vimes himself is sitting there shoveling something that’s 98% grease by volume into his face and also staring balefully. he’s never done a pushup in his life. he wouldn’t know a fucking pushup if it spat on him in the street. sybil is doing her absolute best not to laugh and her best is nowhere good enough. the actor, encouraged by the (presumably) admiring male stares and flirtatious female giggles, goes on to describe his hair-care regimen.

oh my god. It was an opera, wasn’t it. It was an opera in the opera house and Samuel’s Aria brought tears to everyone’s eyes. Most of them from hastily bitten laugher

@copperbadge this is relevant to your interests.

Also, GNU Terry Pratchett.

I love everything about this post :D

@captainofalltheships

feminismfuckyeah:

a guy on facebook posted something stupid & his mom went OFFFFF  

I have done many things today: Helped a friend edit the script for her show, made bread, started my sourdough, been to the shops. However, after 4 fruitless hours of beating my computer with a stick I pronounce this motherboard a fracking useless pile of shit.

It’s always been unreliable when asked to move large quantities of data, but now it falls over reliably, within a few moments of being tasked. This means that I need to replace it.

I’m sorely (*sorely*) tempted to replace the case as well.

In answer to all the annoying gimboids who say that mv deletes files as it goes, even if copying across drives or file systems – no, it doesn’t. At least, not on my system. It copies, then deletes. Which is a frigging pain in the arse because my system is 99% full, so there’s insufficient space for it to do that.

Then it falls over.

Which is the best outcome so far. Given the Gigabyte board’s general unreliability, it’s either that or it reboots randomly in the middle of doing it.

Either of which is a bucket of cack.