Scientists say we’ll be able to clone actual dinosaurs by 2020. GoP says science knows nothing; we’ll be able to put an actual dinosaur in the White House as soon as January 2017.
BUT LET’S NOT.
allow me to clarify my position
METAPHORICAL DINOSAUR IN THE WHITE HOUSE: LET’S NOT
ACTUAL LITERAL FIRST PET DINOSAUR IN THE WHITE HOUSE: YES LET’S
Ahhhhhhh yes okay. I was going RAPTOR PRESIDENT, and let me tell you, I am ALL ABOUT raptor president’s State of the Union.
“OH GOD RAPTOR PRESIDENT JUST ATE CONGRESS!”
…new representatives are elected, raptor president is fed, everyone wins.