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London, UK – In a surprise move, Harbinger has announced its candidacy for the Tory leadership election. It cited its ‘MILLIONS OF YEARS OF EXPERIENCE’, claiming that only it could ‘ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL’ and ‘END THE CHAOS’. It also added that the party’s talent pool was ‘ANKLE-DEEP’. Most analysts consider Harbinger a dark horse candidate, but given the events of the preceding week, who knows?

It’s like with Cthulhu. Why vote for the lesser evil?