on the 28th of april, 2011 ce, shadow chancellor of the exchequer edward michael balls tweeted his own name in a moment of unsurpassed mastery of both metaphysics and social media.
every year, the british public come together to celebrate this momentous occasion. it is customary for brits to greet each other on this day with the ritual greeting, “ed balls be with you”, and to reply “and also with you”.
may this ed balls day bring you peace, prosperity, and ed balls
