shadesofmauve:

shadesofmauve:

mercurysalt:

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So there’s a section in Kingdom of Loathing with Smut Lumber Orcs and everything’s an off-color pun, and the most hilarious thing about it is that it isn’t half as smutty as walking down the aisle at an actual hardware store.

“I’d like a two-inch black nipple, three kinds of lube, a ballcock, a brass cock, and a female-to-female butt end connector.

Also some hand cleaner, because I’ve been playing with my caulk all day and I’m totally covered in this sticky white gunk.”

O WAIT I TOTALLY FORGOT THE STUDFINDER