caladri:

lazyevaluationranch:

Tesseract is delighted that someone has finally recognized her rightful role as a fashion leader! All these long and weary years she has been living with people who think Pants With A Loop You Can Hang Fencing Pliers On are a good clothing decision. None of them know the proper way to model a delightful Vintage Mid-Eighties Nautical-Themed Beach Towel.

Her first act after she is finally appointed as a member of the Fashion Police is going to be to make all Pockets With Snaps Or Zippers That Exclude Nosy Goats From The Delicious And Fragile Contents Of Said Pockets illegal.

(With bonus my very fashionable pyjama pants.)