Help

I have been shown a car that hits all my weak spots whilst on the search for the perfect sensible car:

– It’s a car I’ve always fancied owning
– It’s sad and looks like it needs love
– It’s hyper efficient
– It’s cool
– It’s probably going to be a pigging nightmare to get spares for

Thankfully the owner seems to have vastly unrealistic impressions of how much it’s worth.