Gack! Where is a ‘safe place’?

So, I’ve been trying to remember since yesterday… where did I put all the reward cards and other crap (most importantly my student ID card) from my purse (wallet)? Gack.

I know I put them ‘somewhere safe’. I remember thinking ‘I probably shouldn’t leave all this lying around anywhere too obvious’, I have no idea why, I mean they’re bloody reward cards!. Anyway, I thought that. And so I didn’t. And now I’ve no frigging clue where I put the stuff. No idea at all.

To coin a phrase: Bollocks.