22nd November 2001, 14:58.
I just took The Horrible Affliction Test and apparently….
I’m rabies!
Transmitted by rabid animals, I’m most commonly found infecting creatures
such as raccoons, skunks, bats and foxes. But don’t worry, I affect humans too, causing either paralysis or hyperactivity in your
advanced stages, and ultimately death.
My most famous symptom is hypersalviation – that delightful foaming at the mouth that we have come to know
and indeed love. However, I can also cause hallucination; think of the fun I can
have at parties!
Take the Affliction Test Today!
—
Kate E