Maybe these apple blossoms deserve their own post. #sprung #pollinatorbuffet #babyontheway #pentridgechildrensgarden (at Pentridge Children’s Garden)
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This dude sent me a random dick pic and when I told him I didn’t appreciate it this is what happened. I hope I fucking ruin his life. Please reblog this.
here’s his ugly racist ass
Ruin his ugly white ass
Ew
Omfg
Uhh
Ew! He clearly wanted that black pussy though so..why he tryna front!?
End him
HAHAHA.
I am always here for the ruin of white men.
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People: “0mg… muzik is horrible these dayz… wut would Kert Kobane think if he came bak and saw dis horrible rap musick…”
Kurt Cobain: “I think rap music is the only vital form of music that has been introduced to music in a long time since punk rock. I would never attempt rap music. There’s no sense in it, the people that do rap music do it just fine. I’m usually offended by people like Vanilla Ice and stuff like that. People who really didn’t come from the streets. The white man ripped off the black man long enough. They should leave rap music to the African Americans ‘cause they do it so well and it is so vital to them. […] I like the comfort in knowing that the Afro-American has once again been the only race that has brought a new form of original music to this decade. ‘It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back’ is one of my favorite rap albums ever.” (M.E.A.T. Magazine, September 1991) -
Thanks to the Superhero Cyborgs
program, 10-year-old Jordan Reeves
was able to create her own prosthetic
arm: a glitter cannon she named
Project Unicorn. The program teams
kids up with engineers who encourage
them to think of their missing limbs
as blank canvases. Source -
The earth’s water supply is a closed system, so all our fresh water was dinosaur urine at one point. So you may have been forged in the heart of a star but you were filtered through the kidney of a dinosaur, which I for one, find beautiful
“You are stardust and also T. rex piss”
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HOLY SHIT YES PLEASE
DO YOH EV EN HA VE TO ASK
WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT. JUST MAKE IT HAPPEN
Why is this even being asked? Is there an option that isn’t “DEARGODYESOMG”?
i fear time travel shenanigans, but i don’t fear them enough to overcome my deep desire to see this teamup
what if no time travel shenanigans. what if it’s little old i’m not dead yet you sanctimonious fucks peggy carter who would like to die with her boots on, and natasha is actual the only agent in the world who can actually keep up with her when she sneaks out of the hospital, steals a few wallets, digs up a few old shield weapons caches, and toodles cheerfully off to europe to go out in a blaze of nazi-hunting glory like she wanted to before her damn grandkids came over all fussy and took her guns away.
natasha romanoff has been trained as a remorseless and deadly superspy since she was a baby and she is so, so, so glad that she was never assigned to keep up with agent carter before the two hip surgeries, a knee replacement, and a case of alzheimer’s took a bit of her edge off.
natasha calls steve every night and bitches about what deranged death-defying shit the ancient hellbat has managed to live through today and steve just giggles at her over the phone.
‘put peggy on,’ he says.
‘i will not, the two of you just encourage each other.’
‘is that steve?’ peggy wants to know.
‘NO.’
‘put steve on the phone, i want to sext him.’
‘NO.”
‘natasha give peggy the phone.’
#battle granny#at one point she drags a large and terrified blonde personal trainer into a mob shoot-out#it’s not a good time for anyone#rogers you are being a shit backup today what is your problem#“MY NAME IS BRAD AND I WANT TO GO HOME
i feel vaguely guilty for how much i want this to happen
this would literally be better than all the actual films Marvel has in their current line-up…
I’d love for this to have scenes set in the past, then scenes set in the present with Peggy and Nat. (And Angie?)
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Iraqi man calls on Southwest Airlines to apologize for kicking him off the plane
An Iraqi-born refugee thrown off a Southwest Airlines flight wants the airline to apologize for singling him out.
26-year-old University of California, Berkeley student Khairuldeen Makhzoomi says he spoke Arabic on the phone with his uncle while his plane waited to take off from Los Angeles International Airport, SFGate reported. Soon after, he says, a female passenger looked at him and left her seat; moments later, Southwest Airlines employees told him he must leave the plane. His experience only got worse from there.
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Top: Mirko Ilic, 2004 / Bottom: Nate Beeler, 2015
#i love how over a decade ago someone decided that they were gonna ship these two statues of abstract concepts#and now they are just lesbians. they just are. that is how it is now.
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~ The Pleasures of Ignorance, by Robert Lynd, 1921
