Category: Tumblr crossposts
Crossposts from tumblr (for posterity)
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The Lady of Shallots, John William Waterhouse, 1888, oil on canvas (with slight modern additions).I just made an art history/produce pun, which means the potential audience is like, one person. and that person is me.
I’m pretty sure that piece was by John William Watercress.
of all the punny additions that people have made to this post, this is the one I am most ashamed that I didn’t think of myself
Proud to say that the audience includes at least one other person. Anticipating other works of the Pea-Raphaelites.
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As an inside joke, the officers decided to have the cake decorated in police-blue ribbons and sugared bees (for a “sting”).
The band, led by a city police officer, announced themselves as a weed-loving group named S.P.O.C, which stood for ‘Somebody Protect Our Crops.’ In actuality, it was just COPS spelled backwards.
They played the song ‘I Fought The Law (and the Law Won)’ as a signal to begin the bust.
“Let’s have some fun,” an officer shouted. “Everybody here that’s a cop, stand up! Okay! All the rest of you motherfuckers put your hands on the table, because you’re under arrest! This is a bust!”
I found a video of The Wedding Sting, but there’s no audio :(
IMAGINE YOUR OTP
WOOOW
Puts every single fake married AU to shame.
this is some red wedding shit right here
All these clues and the drug dealers still couldn’t figure out it was a bust?
Wow.
what sort of brooklyn nine fuckin nine
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whether you like star wars or not, you need to watch this
qui-gon jinn didn’t die for this
This is the best 58 seconds of video I have ever seen in my life.
my boyfriend thought i was having some sort of fit. thank god i wasn’t drinking anything at the time holy fuck
This treatment could improve that entire trilogy
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Y’all, rich people tip like shit
I pull up at this nice ass house, I’m walking to the door as the woman pulls in her driveway so the pizza is definitely not late.
I’m all smiley and courteous and shit, she tipped me $1 on a $51 bill.
The next house I have is in a lower class neighborhood, she tips me $4.00 on a $14 bill.
rich people don’t value yr labor at all
This has ALWAYS been my experience in food service. Rich people tip like shit because they feel your job isn’t a ‘real’ job. They’re used to being serviced so they don’t appreciate hard labor. It’s so gross.
And poorer people always tip nice because…well the opposite reason.
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Describe your writing process in three words or less.
ask-shadowknight-of-the-stars:
“Well, fuck.”
“USE THE SPOONS”
“oops okay nevermind”
“throw things together”
There we… are?
“Just fake it”
“Someone should cry.”
“I’m very tired”
“Ok gotta scribble…”
Okay, which ship?
“goodbye, lettuce friend.”
“This is shit”
“Writers block why!?”
Undergrads will SUFFER
Long winded, commas
“Where’s the eraser”
How do ending
DONT STOP ME
what middle?
fuck fuck fuck
Not enough smut
needs more plot
LOUD FRANTIC SCREAMING
So much sin
Stream of consciousness
Organized chaos
Short Term Plan
FIX WITH EXPLOSIONS
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And the award for #cutest #cosplay goes to #BB8 ???? #starwars #c2e2 #rollerderby (at C2E2)
This kid tho.
SQUEEEEE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *FLAILYARMS*
ROLLERSKATES
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90% of anti-PC and anti-NP articles in the UK: “I am owed a platform from which to broadcast my unoriginal and ignorant opinions; also stop being mean about me on twitter”
