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  • quizzicalmeridian:

    academicssay:

    The singular they. Courtesy of @MerriamWebster (Twitter).

    The facts of the day brought to you by Merriam-Webster

  • penelopevalentine:

    official-sauron:

    bcfurs:

    cakeisnotpie:

    desidesidesi:

    cortohdow:

    glorfy-the-bright-haired-ellon:

    elvenkingtranduil:

    anonymoussong:

    huntinthedwellin98:

    un-rare:

    let’s stop seeing sex as the biggest thing you can do to show someone you love them

    everyone knows that the real way to show someone you love them is to find them a really cool rock. not a diamond. just a neat rock that you think they will enjoy

    image

    Not a rock THE  ARKENSTONE 

    Why just one rock
    Why not three
    Why not the silmarils

    #i’m pretty sure there’s an entire book on the topic ‘why not silmarils’  (x)

    And one on why not the arkenstone

    You’re right. Just get them a ring.

    do not get them a ring

    Can’t not reblog this again

  • My parents both have celiac disease

    My sweetheart being all interested in linguistics: “Oh, so that’s an aglutinative languge!”
    Me: “Mom and dad can’t have those.”
    Mom: “We get HIVES.”
    Dad: “I can’t even handle a rye comment!”
    Dad: *cracks himself up*
    Mom: “Wheatever.”

  • During an Independence Day fireworks display, the organizers accidentally burned down their fire hall with the fire engine inside.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyder,_Alaska
    (via caladri)

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    bellaxiao:

    the realness

  • jesussbabymomma:

    onlyblackgirl:

    Love this.

    This literally takes so much strength and courage. Props to this phenomenal woman

  • samandriel:

    samandriel:

    samandriel:

    my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

    the same rooster – god guys he’s so cute – he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

    in case you were wondering this is him

  • NASA’s Juno is about to reach Jupiter after a 5-year journey. I visited JPL before the big show.

    NASA’s Juno is about to reach Jupiter after a 5-year journey. I visited JPL before the big show.

    NASA’s Juno is about to reach Jupiter after a 5-year journey. I visited JPL before the big show.

  • Scarfolk Council: Voting in the 1970s

    Scarfolk Council: Voting in the 1970s

    Oh hey, Scarfolk is (again) demonstrating Britain’s future.

  • oh-snap-pro-choice:

    reginaeinferos:

    therevenantrising:

    reginaeinferos:

    therevenantrising:

    reginaeinferos:

    Nothing is going to change. Americans love their guns more than they love people and after Sandy Hook we decided that killing over 20 children was acceptable and not outrageous enough to make reasonable restrictions on guns. This is America, a country that has been around for 200 years, a superpower, a 1st world nation, and one of the wealthiest countries on the planet and we refuse to protect our own people. We respect guns more than we respect the lives of people. 

    What specific gun control measures would you propose and how would they directly and effectively make society safer?

    • Absolutely get rid of all AR-15?s and the like.
    • Intense background and criminal background checks and anything violent automatically disqualifies you.
    • Make getting a gun/gun permit more like getting a driver’s license:
    • permit to learn
    • includes an exam with 18 or more questions on the policies, laws, and etc of guns and gun ownership
    • if you get more than 8 questions incorrect you must retake it.
  • 30 hours of practical experience at a gun range with a licensed teacher
  • Must take a 5 hour class on the dangers of guns and how to use them safely which will then yield you a certificate that grants you to take the practical exam and lasts for one year. If you don’t gain the license within the allotted year you must retake the class.
  • A practical exam with a licensed instructor who will grade you on various skills. If you pass you may be granted a permit on the weapon of your choice, the exams may differ on the type of firearm you want.
  • Follow the Japanese model where you must have two gun safes in different areas of the house, one to store the gun and one to store the bullets and you must provide the police with information on where those safes are.
  • No concealed carry and only handguns may be allowed to be out in public.
  • If transporting a weapon, it must be in the trunk of the vehicle, in a bag or some other case, safety on and unloaded and may not leave the vehicle until you are at the destination.
  • If you’re a hunter or some other gun hobbyist that requires a functional weapon other than a handgun then the gun must stay on the premises, whether that is a gun range or the Fish and Wildlife facility.
  • If you live in a rural area where police (and people, for that matter) are few and far between, something akin to a deer hunting rifle should provide plenty of protection from predators and poachers, you still have to follow the aforementioned steps.
  • This doesn’t cover everything but I think it’s a good place to start.

    • Can you show me evidence that this would directly and effectively create a safer society?

    I have never laughed so hard at a gun law post. Like seriously, the evidence is in fucking reality. The proposed restrictions are just fucking logic.