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did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec

10 million pounds

1/3 of the government’s reserve

like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it

why does the canadian government have a maple syrup reserve 

It’s technically the Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve.

Also, the Action Movie version of the Great Maple Syrup Heist that plays in my head is so much better than what actually happened.

(There are spilled syrup tanker trucks, moose, and a low speed chase in which a drowning mountie, mired forever in syrup, pleads with his fellows to go on without him).

It’s also not the first time, nor the most recent time, that Canada has had a large maple syrup heist. It was the largest though.

…is that a CHALLENGE?

But Shades, what would we do with all that syrup?