At this point I’m 99% certain that you’re the anthropomorphic personification of Halloween.
Who told you that? No one told you that! That isn’t true at all! Ha ha! Ha ha! How funny! Would you like a treat to reward you for being funny? Ha ha! Come into this corn maze! I will show you a funny thing! Yes. So funny. So good.
Come. Into the corn.
It’s…very subtle…but I think this might be a trap.