ssilverstreak:

At this point I’m 99% certain that you’re the anthropomorphic personification of Halloween.

tkingfisher:

seananmcguire:

Who told you that?  No one told you that!  That isn’t true at all!  Ha ha!  Ha ha!  How funny!  Would you like a treat to reward you for being funny?  Ha ha!  Come into this corn maze!  I will show you a funny thing!  Yes.  So funny.  So good.

Come.  Into the corn.

It’s…very subtle…but I think this might be a trap.